Newton is now going to come in for as much flak as Darwin, according to The Onion.
A sideline for the Anglicans amongst ye: there is a certain visual similarity between the “Rev’d Gabriel Burdett” and the Most Rev’d and Right Honourable Rowan Douglas Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury and Primate of All England. I think that the current tendency for male Anglican bishops to sport beards means they will soon all look alike.