Hitler-themed restaurant

Someone in India has started a Hitler-themed restaurant. But, someone on another list has fantasized about what would be on the menu:

  • Arbeit macht fries
  • Luftwaffles
  • Gestapotato pancakes
  • From the sandwich board: Hito-heros
  • Sweeties:
  • Kraft durch fruit salad
  • Eva Brownies
  • Chocolate Mousse-o-lini torte
  • All entrees served with Vichy water

Notes to our menu:

  • All meat is treated with Adolph’s meat tenderizer.
  • Swiss chocolate is not used in any of our desserts (wink-wink nudge-nudge)
  • Borscht was added to the menu in 1942 and removed in 1944. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

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