Today’s humourous telephone call

Just got a telephone call. “Hi, I’m Debbie from Citibank. Do you have a few moments?” Me: “Well, only a very few.” (I have to check in to my BA flight online in a few minutes when it becomes available.)

Debbie: “Could you confirm your postcode for me, please?”

Me, suspiciously: “Is this a survey?”

Debbie: “No, it’s only a few questions. A survey is when you ask a lot of questions.”

Me, laughing: “I worked in market research for many years, and that is a survey. I don’t have enough time at the moment. Good-bye.”

Debbie: “Good bye” (hangs up)

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