I got a SPAM[tm] email today headlined: “Treat as Urgent”. In this email, a “Sir Richard Lane” says:
Please note that I have in the past few weeks written you of this intention of allowing me to advice Citibank of United Kingdom to wire the sum of US$16,800,000 into your account. And I feel like reminding you once again.
I’m glad that Sir Richard feels like reminding me once again. I’d feel like answering him except that I’ve got the hiccups.