11 Responses to “My tweets”

1. leejean says:

   27/02/2009 at 01:47 am

   Cruel cruel world!
   What’s a drug-addicted working girl to do with all these locked gates?

2. chrishansenhome says:

   27/02/2009 at 09:38 am

   I presume they’ll find some other location in which to ply their trade.

   I hope, anyway.

3. leejean says:

   28/02/2009 at 12:52 am

   Poor poor me!
   Denied sanctuary for my battered body and soul!
   February wind, tear into me!
   Death, take me!
   I leave the cruel world behind…
   argh…arh…ah…

4. chrishansenhome says:

   28/02/2009 at 09:37 am

   If you were outside of here trying to ply that trade, I’d invite you in.

5. leejean says:

   01/03/2009 at 02:19 am

   Thank you, kind sir. How do I ever repay your hospitality?

6. chrishansenhome says:

   01/03/2009 at 08:37 am

   By doing more than just flirting. Try sending me naked pictures of yourself. That would help!

7. leejean says:

   02/03/2009 at 12:56 am

   In March? Tsk tsk

   When summer comes, perhaps

8. chrishansenhome says:

   02/03/2009 at 07:25 am

   You’ve read Alice in Wonderland, surely? Remember the March Hare? The reason he was mad was that March is the month in which they get interested in sex.

   So March is fine for naked pictures. So are all the other months, mind you…

9. leejean says:

   02/03/2009 at 07:56 am

   All the months of the year is fine for sex. I’m concern about the cold

10. chrishansenhome says:

    02/03/2009 at 10:07 am

    don’t worry about the cold; I am very well insulated.

    So…?

11. leejean says:

    03/03/2009 at 12:54 am

    I have low fat content