Today’s Spam I Never Finished Reading

Hi, Pardon me for not having the pleasure of knowing your mindset before making you this offer and it is utterly confidential and genuine by virtue of its nature. I write to solicit your assistance in a funds transfer deal involving US$ 3.5M.This fund has been stashed out of the excess profit made last year by my branch office the International Commercial Bank which I am the manager.

Hell, Mr. Aka, some days I don’t have the pleasure of knowing my mindset. How the hell could you have that pleasure?

If you’re cute I might reconsider.

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