- 07:46 @besskeloid as far as i am aware, none of my tweeps are twerps. #
- 07:51 @boyshapedbox i’ve sneezed out pieces of rice before, but never a full piece of macaroni. you’ve got the “Inhaled Food” prize! #
- 07:56 @nard cheese ice cream sounds only barely edible…kind of like the Fat Duck’s bacon and egg ice cream or lobster sorbet…is it Ben&Jerry? #
- 07:57 oh, morning tweeters mine…@besskeloid misread my goodnight “tweeps” as “twerps”. None of you are twerps, be assured. #
- 08:01 @MrPandaBehr @nard I was thinking more of Vermont Rattrap Cheese, or Roquefort Ice Cream…but cheesecake ice cream would be fine. #
- 12:31 My friend Alex’s turn in a commercial (he’s the Chinese guy just after “Mr Peters”): is.gd/qPG2 #
- 12:39 @nard yr name came up in the Gospel today: the prostitute came in and dumped a jar of nard over Jesus’s feet. Can I have a jar of @nard too? #
- 12:39 @devinjay any time is the perfect time for coffee. #
- 12:42 @danvesma and he was the Japanese Santa in “Clash of the Santas” on ITV over Xmas. He’s Singaporean Chinese tho…no one noticed ‘cept me. #
- 12:44 @MitchBenn only if Fry wok’ed into the prison on his own. #
- 15:44 @nard you betcha i’ll get a jar or two of you…where do you hang out? chicago? SF, LA? Twitter is so anonymous when it comes to places. #
- 16:16 @nard ah, twhirl tells me you’re in texas. was in dallas for a week years ago… #
- 16:33 @devinjay good afternoon. #
- 17:07 @scorpiojerm good night. don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. #
- 18:32 At jom makan eating malaysian food with friends #
- 23:45 @nard thanks…will be a bit closer to you in May but not close enough (Washington DC) #
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