- 07:58 morning, tweeters all. i was greeted by a dead rat in the back garden this morning. if it lived in the house at least it left us to expire. #
- 08:01 @devinjay take 1 frog, take 1 needle. shove item 2 down item 1’s spine. rotate. repeat until item 1 no longer moves. dissect! #
- 12:06 My sermon today: is.gd/tgQd Now to deal with the dead rat in the back garden. #
- 13:47 Today’s Vid: is.gd/thxz #
- 13:48 @sbrettell i knew someone who had a job castrating pigs on his father’s farm. Top that one! #
- 13:50 @MitchBenn I prefer to think of 2M4M as “Two Men For Marriage” #
- 14:12 @devinjay good night, sleep tight. #
- 14:19 @studfucker something to hide, perhaps? #
- 14:25 @sbrettell ok, you’ve beaten me. #
- 19:00 @MrPandaBehr which brand of underwear is that, may I ask? #
- 19:05 Our last duo of houseguests has just left. I love having houseguests; I love waving “Goodbye” when they leave. It is not mutually exclusive #
- 19:57 @jallen285 that’s what everyone thinks about church. choose a good one and you’ll be very welcome along with the rest of the sinners like me #
- 20:16 @jallen285 perfect husbands are not found in church. try all saints ravenswood (episcopal) very cool place. all sinners (and others) welcome #
- 20:17 hardboiling eggs for HWMBO’s lunch sandwich tomorrow. #
- 20:51 @MrPandaBehr i am starting the investigation. will call O2, then if the price is right I’ll call BT and Vodafone and get the transfer codes. #
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