My tweets

  • 06:55 i weighed myself and i’ve lost 8 kg in little more than a week (17-1/2 lbs). The Autonomic Neuropathy Diet–I don’t recommend it. #
  • 13:54 @Keith_london i wonder how deep Anne’s snout was in the trough, if at all…she lives down the New Kent Road from me in a nice house. #
  • 14:14 well, her london home is down the street from me, right next to the gay couple who owns my gym. #
  • 14:15 @Keith_london see previous tweet. £858 isn’t bad. very inexpensive MP. while i don’t agree with her much i admire her character #
  • 14:23 the same kind who puts a £2.50 KitKat and a £2,000 moat cleaning on expenses: a crook. #
  • 14:28 @devinjay he raided the minibar instead of walking downstairs to the newsstand. #
  • 14:28 @soveren will the taxpayer pay for the helicopter too?? #
  • 14:31 @devinjay what, cleaned your moat? #
  • 14:36 Daring Squirrel is ver voracious. Probably eaten about 50 peanuts today from me. #
  • 21:29 @studfucker presume this was at that park i directed you to? #

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