- 09:56:21: Morning, all. Quiet day today. Houseguest is still asleep and we’re all going out to dinner tonight. Hooray!
- 17:43:49: Hawt as feck… RT DentonPolice: 08/18/2010 17:49:01 | 20 years old | POSS CS PG 1 >= 1G < 4G http://twitpic.com/2g7nfc
- 17:44:36: @jonk Is “sofa king” related to “Nosmo King”??
- 17:50:44: From @tsgnews comes today’s most repulsive crime: http://is.gd/eoWlX . Do NOT read while eating, especially a chocolate bar.
- 17:55:59: Tell him to find a knothole.. RT @LucasLascivious: Just got this text: “I need to fuck something. Where are you?” How I love my friends/fbds
- 18:02:09: RT @Shelbycub There is a joke here, I just know it RT @indystar Be aware: Manholes are exploding @ 300 Block of E. Mass Ave.
- 18:11:19: Very Japanese… RT @alexlaserthrow: Lately I have the urge to have a shower after I fuck someone….ever felt like that???
- 18:19:28: As long as you aren’t in the morgue, I suppose. #ThatWouldBeCold RT @TinaVuitton: When your body is next to my body. #ThatsHot !
- 18:38:03: I’m old…