- 07:35:56: Morning, tweeps & peeps. Meeting in Kenton this morning, otherwise nothing. Need a break from horrible day yesterday.
- 20:47:04: You know, Microsnort Natural KBs are great, except for the back feet, which suck bigtime. They break if you look at them & no replacements!
- 21:07:25: RT @PlayboyAdonis: I hate when I cum and my nutt shoots onto black carpet. << replace the carpet!
- 21:10:53: RT @cemab4y: Beer is proof that god wants us 2 b happy
- 21:19:48: @PlayboyAdonis Perhaps get a white carpet and a carpet shampooer next time! Just kidding…take pictures of the black one w/ nutt.
- 21:20:50: RT @momfood: @chrishansenhome I am NOT playing Twister at THAT guy’s house. << @PlayboyAdonis take note! 😉
- 21:21:43: @sshawnn I wouldn’t mind black shag carpet.
- 21:22:24: @jonk What I want to see imported into England are Fritos! I miss fritos … 🙁
- 21:23:26: @sbrettell Your granny was very wise. I can only vote for federal offices and Nixon is dead…
- 21:24:07: @soveren I like dunking biscuits in hot coffee. I used to dunk Doritos in salsa. I gave it up for Lent or something…
- 21:25:09: @sshawnn Well, if it’s shag carpet then stains r appropriate, no? Anyway, were I there it would not get as far as the carpet…
- 21:26:32: @soveren Fritos Corn Chips. They are very moreish corn chips and I could eat a ton of them…
- 21:27:15: @sshawnn Thengyew, thengyew! (takes bow)
- 21:36:08: @jonk oh, how I wish you hadn’t posted that link to the Frito story. I am now ravenous for Fritos and have none…**wah**
- 21:37:38: @jonk @soveren I made 2 bourbon sweet potato pies for the wrap party of the musical Oklahoma! I was in 13 years ago…deelish!
- 21:38:23: @soveren THERE IS NOTHING IN THE UK REMOTELY LIKE FRITOS! I HAVE SPOKEN!!! **wah* I want Fritos!!
- 21:44:18: @soveren BBQ Fritos are an abomination and the only packets of plain are too small. I want the giant family packs that last a long time*wah*
- 21:45:01: I may get my friend Chaz to import a few pounds of Fritos next time he comes here from New York.
- 21:45:51: @momfood Thanks…I needed a smilie around then.
- 21:49:04: Well, tweeps, I need to get away from Twitter as it’s making me slaver for Fritos. I am bereft. See you tomorrow…be good,
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