Foolish legislators in Malawi have introduced legislation that, among other things, will ban farting. This will put many low comedians out of business and severely inconvenience the majority of people who eat from time to time. Church bean suppers will be a thing of the past, garlic will be banished from the nation’s tables, and fart-filtering underwear will be in great demand.
In other news, King Canute is preparing to order the tides to reverse, bears are defecating in forests worldside, and the Vatican is preparing a news release confirming that the Pope is indeed a Catholic. Or was it that the bears are preparing for their First Communions and the Pope was seen bearing a roll of Charmin into a stand of trees? I get confused occasionally.