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Greetings.

I am Mrs. Salabanzi from Malaysia, I was married to my late Kathie Salabanzi, who worked for years before he died in the year 2006 after a brief illness that lasted for only five days.

When my late husband was alive he deposited sum Money in a firm here. Following my ill health (Cancer of the Lungs) my Doctor told me that I may not live longer than required due to my health condition. I am looking forward to seeing someone who can use this money in charitable works. More details will be made known to you upon your response. May God Bless You.

Mrs. Carine Salabanzi

Dear Mrs. Salabanzi:

I am really sad that you may not live longer than required. These days even life is disposable.

Did your late husband have a sex change and forget to change his name along with it? And imagine, he had a brief illness that lasted only five days! I am really glad that his brief illness didn’t last for five years, as that would have been a really long brief illness.

I’m afraid that I can’t help you very much as all my wealth is concentrated in uncharitable works and if you gave me any I would probably fritter it away. Good luck in your quest for a patsy to help you get your money out.

Oh, and if you’d take my email address out of your list I would be most grateful.

Regards,

Chris Hansen

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