- 10:48:28: Next time I get a scam phone call about Windows I’m going to ask the nice guy on the phone how big his penis is and whether he’s cut or not.
- 11:48:25: Asking who is the ‘man’ and the ‘woman’ in a gay relationship is like going into a Chinese restaurant & asking which chopstick is the fork.
- 12:41:13: @soveren sorry, hope that everything works out…
- 12:47:08: @soveren Work can be a bitch…I’ll keep you in my thoughts.
- 20:35:36: Cooking coq au vin…nothing’s too good for HWMBO!
- 20:37:12: @Perignonic use an antiseptic, dress it & don’t wear slippers/sandals outside.
- 20:51:58: @GaySkyHooker great! The road to happiness is paved with w*nking.
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