A teenager mad at a schoolmate for putting peanut butter in his cheese sandwich (wha?) sent him a few “semen-frosted” brownies, which his friend shared with two mates. I’ve heard of frosting a chocolate cake with Ex-Lax, but semen?
Of course! Teenagers do produce a lot of semen, don’t they…I was wondering how he could get enough to do a thorough job.
Oh, and how did the guys figure it out? Was the taste, um, familiar?
I think the kids who put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich should get prosecuted, too. For all they knew, he could have had peanut allergies and gone into anaphylactic shock. That’s far worse than ingesting a little semen!
Protein is Protein.
Loud cheers!
I suppose that had that happened, the two kids who were sent the semen-frosted brownies would be in the dock answering charges of assault or even manslaughter. Then they would never have had the chance of getting their protein from brownies.
Well, it is a form of assault. Sure, nobody got hurt, but then that’s not really the point, is it? Nobody got hurt by the semen either.