From time to time I look at the text of spam messages that MailWasher Pro finds, just for fun. Came across the following today (with the link removed):
SPERMAMAX consists of 200% of Vitamin C.
Research has shown no side effects associated with SPERMAMAX.
Make the bed soaking wet with the amount of sperm that you can get by using Spermamax.
Now I can see something that is 100% Vitamin C, but 200%?
And who will be sleeping on the wet spot, pray tell?
And who will be sleeping on the wet spot, pray tell?
Everybody.
Only if we’re lucky. FSVO “lucky”…