No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should… climb onto your roof and practice your naked yodeling to passing 747s.
Then, after lunch… leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of… a very nice pair of shoes with lots of good leather left on them that someone was just going to throw away.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to… pass out the pamphlets you had made up preaching the divine word of Squiknor, lord of the lemmings, who shall inherit the earth when all the non-believers are gone.
At the height of your madness, you will call roosterbear
And the two of you will proceed to… do dozens of shots of that thick blue liquid usually used to clean combs, then spend the rest of the night alternating between vomiting and talking about how much you love each other.
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