Can you balance a full pint glass on them? No? Then go here!
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Oh dear. That is rawther disturbing.
And since it is fat, when you put a full pint glass on, it will squish around it like a pillow.
This is the kind of fat that you get on the outside of a porkchop: firm yet slightly yielding. Anyway, having the fat enfold the pint glass is good: it won’t slither off to the floor and break.
well, not *quite* like a porkchop.
WARNING! POSSIBLE TMI! BAIL OUT NOW IF YOU NEED TO!
Back in my seminary days, I took CPE (clinical pastoral education), at a general hospital. Part of that was witnessing an operation (bypass surgery, in my case) and an autopsy.
The latter was a maturing experience. Certainly fascinating in terms of “what a piece of work is man / in attitude and reason” (and also in construction). I was expecting human fat / adipose tissue to look like the stuff on the side of a pork chop.
It isn’t. It’s bright orangey-yellow, the colour of a cheesie snack.
<><><><><>< okay, enough of the tmi stuff. I've seen ads for -er- butt-enhancing prostheses, aimed at men (aka "bum falsies"), usually built into a pair of knickers. I couldn't see the point - shirley if they do their job and attract more -er- intimate playmates, you'll get found out. I did see one endorsement from a waiter, who said "I get better tips when I wear them". Okay, THAT I could see. But trying to get a date?