I’ve been naughty this year…

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In June I gave a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I set ‘s puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I pulled ‘s hair (-5 points). In April I broke ‘s X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-169 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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4 Responses to “I’ve been naughty this year…”

  1. ruth_lawrence says:

    I got a lego set.


    At least a lump of coal can be tellingly hurled in Downing Street!

  2. spwebdesign says:

    I’m not sure why they consider giving a Dutch oven a negative. Dutch ovens are cool!

  3. gmjambear says:

    A dutch oven. Thanks. You shouldn’t have….


  4. chrishansenhome says:

    Anything for you…merry Christmas!