My first post back in London: a joke

I was happy.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My friends encouraged me.

And my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger brother.

My prospective brother-in-law was twenty years of age and a very cute young man. One day little brother called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

He was alone when I arrived. He whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and he had feelings and desires for me that he couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. He told me that he wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to his sister.

I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.

He said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.”

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched him go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,

“We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in the car.

One Response to “My first post back in London: a joke”

  1. anonymous says:

    cool… i had a luff as well 🙂