I often look at the Subject: line of spam I get before deleting it from the server. (I recommend MailWasher Pro, by the way…it does a very thorough job).
Today’s gem is this one for one of those male penile dysfunction tablets:
The subject line is:
The fashion of newest creation
The further is ejaculation.
Would anyone like to try to complete this limerick? (Rearranging the first two lines to make them sensible is permissable.)
The body (minus the fake URL) is:
Wanna hold a brick on your dick? Try our Soft Cialis Tabs. (Warning: don
The fashion of newest creation
The further is ejaculation.
This thingamabob
You put on your knob
gives 200% penetration.
Oh, bravo!