Today’s Unrequited SMS

I was finishing up at work, just reporting on an interview I had conducted, when my mobile phone vibrated with not one, but two messages. They were both from the recruiter who arranged my interview at my new employer. I thought it odd, but looked at the first one:

Hey beautifull,sorry i haven’t called you today,its been a bit of a hectic day!i promise to call you later?i also was thinking we should do wed night?? X x

Well! He’s a British-Nigerian man, very good looking, and I would probably find him very good in the sack. Then I looked at the second message:

Please ignore that message chris…it was for my girlfriend christina..regards

I sent him back a message saying:

Aw…I thot I had a hot date Weds! Regards Chris not Christina.

I’m so glad that I’m married and that he’s straight. Otherwise, I might get into trouble. HWMBO is behind me right now reading this and going: “Hm. Hm. HM! HM! HM!”

4 Responses to “Today’s Unrequited SMS”

  1. besskeloid says:

    received this one t’other day.

    It’s all go: Frankie, The Leds, Don Dokken, Whitesnake, David Lee Roth. I know all those tunes, after that we’ll let it loose. Good times.


  2. chrishansenhome says:

    It’s all Greek to me. Sounds like some arcane way of indicating that the delivery is ready or something.

  3. rsc says:

    Since you published a pointer to this entry elsewhere, you might want to think about unlocking it.

  4. chrishansenhome says:

    Hm…forgot about that. It was late at night and I was in another world.