Definition of “globalisation”

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

Question: How come?


An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scotch whisky,
followed closely by Italian paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an American,
living in England,
using Bill Gates’s technology,
and you’re probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals…..
That, my friends, is “globalisation”.

One Response to “Definition of “globalisation””

  1. keith_london says:

    LOL I can just see the headlines in the Sun: “Mexican Illegals Killed Diana”