How to get from New York to London

Six simple steps to find the way from New York to London:

1. Go to Google
2. Click on “maps”
3. Click on “get directions”
4. Type “New York” in the first box (the “from” box)
5. Type “London” in the second box (the “to” box)
6. Click on “get directions”
7. Scroll down to step #23

Good luck.

Oh, and down toward the bottom you’ll pass right by Chez Hansen-HWMBO. Please wave just before Step 59.

8 Responses to “How to get from New York to London”

  1. nicekit says:

    how u get all these weird stuff…..

  2. chrishansenhome says:

    I got an email on the LondonMensa email list and couldn’t resist putting it in myu LiveJournal.

    Do make sure you wave when you pass by my house now! You could even drop in for a cup of tea!!

  3. nicekit says:

    i tried to get direction from singapore to london

    but.. no give…


  4. trawnapanda says:

    it works from toronto to london – and vice versa as well. I hope I’d be dried off from a 27 or 28 day swim by the time I was travelling up the New Kent Road

  5. chrishansenhome says:

    I could get directions from New York to Moscow, but that’s as far as it would go.

    I suppose the best way from New York to Singapore is to take Singapore Airlines First Class by spending all your money on a ticket… 😉

  6. nicekit says:

    or hide in the cargo …

  7. chrishansenhome says:

    That would be a great way to freeze to death (unless you by chance stowed away in the heated and pressurised cargo bay, a very small area). Better yet, become a cabin steward, so you get to fly to lovely places for free.

  8. spwebdesign says:

    I’m tempted to try this, if things don’t go smoothly next week.