Well, many years ago a gentleman named Glenn Putnam was kissing his girlfriend in the back of a 1946 Hudson car. He doesn’t seem to have missed his wallet, which fell into the upholstery.
Fifty-five years later, Glenn Putnam, now Glenn Goodlove, got a surprise. They’re posting it to him.
He should just hope that his wallet doesn’t now feature in one of those stories about mail that falls behind a radiator in the Post Office and isn’t delivered for 50 years.