Have to make this friends only in case someone from St. Anne’s reads my blog.
It was my monthly turn to be the Companion in Ministry at St. Anne’s Bermondsey. Unfortunately, while I would like to attend on a Sunday when they have Holy Communion, I am often constrained by my companion Companions’ schedules to turn up on a Family Service Sunday.
And so it was today. When I arrived, I saw that my regular pew was occupied by a group of young girls. It was Brownie and Rainbow Girl Sunday, and the Family Service was dedicated to them.
When they marched in with their flag, they also had a stuffed animal of some sort and a lifesize baby doll. To the strains of “He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands,” we welcomed the stuffed animal, their mascot (which was placed to the right of the altar), the flag (placed in a stand at the left), and the baby doll, which was called “Brownie Precious”. Precious was there to teach the Brownies how to take care of babies (seeing as most of them weren’t yet 10 years old, a bit precocious I thought).
We then had a worship song, the words of which were “Hallelu (x2), Hallelujah, Praise Ye The Lord!” You sat for the “Hallelu(jah)s”, and then stood up and raised your arms high in the air on the “Praise Ye The Lord”. I could barely contain myself. I managed, with a great effort.
And then came the sermon. As it was a Family Service, the sermon would be aimed at children. And so it turned out to be. Louise (who is quite sound, usually), produced two balls of yarn, one lurid orange, the other fluorescent green. She asked “Who was born in London; raise your hands.” The Brownies took the orange wool and unravelled it, with the people born in London each taking hold of it. Then something else, and those who held up their hands at that were handed the unravelled green ball of wool. Those of us who were still without wool were asked more questions, and the wool was alternatively unraveled all over the church. By the time we all had a piece of wool, the place was a Health and Safety nightmare. Had there been a fire, everyone would have ended up tripping and falling over the criscrossing woolen threads. Louise was trying to show how interconnected we all are. She just managed it without killing or strangling us all.
And so, back home. I mowed the lawn, which seems to have inspired our neighbour to mow down the field of stinging nettles that passes for his lawn this evening. Thanks to
By the time we all had a piece of wool, the place was a Health and Safety nightmare.
My. I needed a Good Laugh. Thankee!
And at my previous job, my group called extension cords “OSHA Violations”. :-}}}}