Today’s Political Joke

Seen on soc.motss…

Prior to Dubya’s first inauguration, the Clintons invited the Bushes to a karaoke party and tour of the White House. After a few pitchers of Long Island Iced Teas and a few renditions of “Send in the Clowns” and “Don’t Come Home a Drinkin’ (With Lovin’ on Your Mind),” George asked Bill if he could use the president’s personal bathroom.

When Dubya entered the private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal. Dubya later told Laura about it and added, “When I’m president, I could have a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn’t do something so self-indulgent.”

Later, as Laura and Hillary toured the White House, Laura mentioned how impressed George had been about the gold urinal in the private presidential bathroom. That evening, as Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said: “Guess what … I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”

3 Responses to “Today’s Political Joke”

  1. keith_london says:

    Pretty dumb to leave your saxophone lying around in your toilet, I would have thought! And to have it left presumably at urinal height seems even more absurd.

    LOL this joke doesn’t quite work 🙂

  2. chrishansenhome says:

    I think that suspending belief is important in appreciating humour.

  3. keith_london says:

    LOL But I did! I suspended belief in accepting that Bush really is that stupid! 🙂