Today’s SPAM[tm] Delight

I have a new email address!

You can now email me at: xxxxxx@yahoo.com

I have been poisoned please take care of my only son, I will hand over to you (US$ 35 Million )

– Poisoned Mother


I don’t really know what to say to that. Were I to be poisoned, instead of promising money to someone to take care of HWMBO, I’d be on my way to the hospital.

2 Responses to “Today’s SPAM[tm] Delight”

  1. mrpandabehr says:

    It must be a slow acting poison if she’s writing e-mails to people.

    Plus with $35 million you would think that she could just buy new body parts.

  2. shroudemonix says:

    she must be drunk or jus woken up from a sex romp.
    lolz.