I often do searches for my ex-es in Google and other places. Today, I did a search for my most recent ex (admittedly, 11 years ago) and found him in Facebook.
He’s gotten quite chunky.
I am ashamed of myself for peeping.
But, I’ll probably do it again.
I’ll bet he does it too; that’s why this post is friends-locked.
Does anyone *not* do that? 😉
Everyone does that.
But they only post about it, when their ex’s are getting chunky, are unemployed, have an arrest record, have kids who were arrested for drug dealing, etc.
Nobody ever posts about their ex who sold a successful company to Microsoft, got involved in local politics and was just elected as alderman, won a prestigious award in their field, just finished a book tour and use as their profile pic a photo taken with their current beau who looks shockingly like Ryan Reynolds (only hotter!) while walking down the red carpet at the Chinese theater.
No one has an ex- like that… 😉
I have two exes who are probably jailbirds (one for drug dealing, the other for stealing and forging cheques), then this ex- who is a lawyer.