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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…..

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My husband walked into the den and asked “What’s on the TV?” I replied “Dust”. And that’s how the fight started…..

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A man is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. He is not happy with what he sees and says to his husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’ And that’s how the fight started…..

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My husband was hinting about what he wanted for our upcoming anniversary. He said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought him a scale. And that’s how the fight started…..

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I asked my husband, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ It warmed my heart to see his face melt in sweet appreciation. ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ he said. So I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?’ And that’s how the fight started…..

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My husband and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to him and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’ ‘No,’ he answered. I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ He didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’ So I said, ‘Then I’d like to phone a friend.’ And that’s how the fight started…..

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I tried to talk my husband into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, he bought facial scrub for $7.95. I told him the beer would make him look better at night than the facial scrub. And that’s how the fight started…..

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