Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the Government-run health care proposal:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
The Ear, Nose, and Throat specialist swallowed his pride and wouldn’t hear of it because he smelled a rat.
The Oncologist thought it was a cancer on the heart of American medicine, but the Sports Medicine specialist wanted to run with it.
The General Practitioner wanted to run it up the flagpole to see who saluted.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
Very clever!!!!!!!!!!…enjoyed it