- 05:45 Today’s Cartoon URL: is.gd/2IC8i Do not watch while drinking-your monitor and keyboard might be at risk. Strong language… #
- 06:17 @jenny8lee Peanut butter is a “paste” according to the TSA. Check it unless you want to lose it. #
- 07:13 Why haven’t the news outlets started referring to the new “booze ASBO” as a “boozebo”? Sounds like a natural. #
- 07:13 RT @bbcnews: Police are investigating after a man was shot near the Ministry of Sound nightclub in SE London tinyurl.com/mz49qc #
- 11:50 Well, time to get ready to go out for lunch. May be challenging as the police are still investigating this morning’s murder scene… #
- 18:01 @devinjay The Dara O’Briain is pant-wettingly funny. #
- 21:13 @MisterDude i remember salted nut rolls fondly from my misspent youth. i thot they’d disappeared along with penny candy … #
- 23:30 @kevjumba presumably “spotters” refers to people watching, not to the condition of one’s undies afterward…or did it? #
- 23:31 RT @kevjumba: I’m at B&N & reading this funny book called “Farts: A Spotters Guide” and a group of 4 girls came up to take pictures. Damn.. #
- 23:34 @franktheman1 and a very nice possession it is, too. i hope you share it around? #
- 23:36 @jonk then the entire nations of the UK and Canada are funny? You guys who spell “centre” as “center” are funny too… #
- 23:37 off to the land of Nod now…much too late. Got caught in teh intarwebz. #
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