- 05:45:33: Today’s Cartoon URL: http://is.gd/2IC8i Do not watch while drinking-your monitor and keyboard might be at risk. Strong language…
- 06:17:56: @jenny8lee Peanut butter is a “paste” according to the TSA. Check it unless you want to lose it.
- 07:13:19: Why haven’t the news outlets started referring to the new “booze ASBO” as a “boozebo”? Sounds like a natural.
- 07:13:50: RT @bbcnews: Police are investigating after a man was shot near the Ministry of Sound nightclub in SE London http://tinyurl.com/mz49qc
- 11:50:56: Well, time to get ready to go out for lunch. May be challenging as the police are still investigating this morning’s murder scene…
- 18:01:05: @devinjay The Dara O’Briain is pant-wettingly funny.
- 21:13:13: @MisterDude i remember salted nut rolls fondly from my misspent youth. i thot they’d disappeared along with penny candy …
- 23:30:55: @kevjumba presumably “spotters” refers to people watching, not to the condition of one’s undies afterward…or did it?
- 23:31:43: RT @kevjumba: I’m at B&N & reading this funny book called “Farts: A Spotters Guide” and a group of 4 girls came up to take pictures. Damn..
- 23:34:14: @franktheman1 and a very nice possession it is, too. i hope you share it around?
- 23:36:00: @jonk then the entire nations of the UK and Canada are funny? You guys who spell “centre” as “center” are funny too…
- 23:37:49: off to the land of Nod now…much too late. Got caught in teh intarwebz.
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