Today’s joke!

Pope Benedict and Tiger Woods die on the same day. Due to an admin mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger went to heaven.

After checking, a clerk admits there’s an error, however it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified.

Pope Benedict tells Tiger: “Sorry about the mix up, Tiger!”

Tiger: “No problem!”

Benedict: “I am really anxious to get to heaven. All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.”

Tiger: “You’re a day late.”

3 Responses to “Today’s joke!”

  1. kinkythepanda says:

    LOL

  2. xxpartyguyxx says:

    omggg…the Catholics will kill you! lol

  3. pugboi says:

    oh no………..