I have been trying to write a higgledy-piggledy about the Royal Wedding ever since I realised that “Catherine Middleton” is a double-dactyl.
Higgledy-Piggledy
Catherine Middleton
Commoner-born, will be
Dutchess, then Queen.
Wedding Day streets feature
Impassibility;
Hoi polloi cheer and Re-
publicans keen.
Wonderful!