Thanks to Dave Barry

I’ve found this site, which was obviously created by someone who is either obsessed or who has too much time on his hands. I had trouble learning how to tie my shoelaces because I’m left-handed and I couldn’t tie right-handed very well. It took me well into 1st grade before I could tie them right-handed. My mother wasn’t up to showing me how to tie left-handed, you see. Now this site says that I didn’t have to go through all that heartache.

It’s off to the therapist for another session of parent-bashing, then. I’m still not recovered from the fact that all through school when our gym classes played baseball, I was batting right-handed (and failing to ever hit the ball) and no one told me it was the wrong way round. The last time I played, in high school, the gym teacher noticed that I wasn’t batting well and asked whether I was right- or left-handed. When I told him, he showed me how to bat left-handed and I did very well. Another major-league prospect nipped in the bud by you fascist right-handers!!!

(just kidding…)


2 Responses to “Thanks to Dave Barry”

  1. boyshapedbox says:

    GOOOO left handers!

  2. chrishansenhome says:

    You’re a lefty then! Bro! Wai-Liang is a lefty too.