…especially when talking about something you can’t do for another three weeks, at least.
San Francisco Zoo has an X-rated zoo tour each Valentine’s Day. Check it out here.
Note the sad sad story of Jack the tapir. I laughed so hard I cried…but I feel sorry for the poor little fella.
If you’re interested in that sort of thing…
Turtle porn
Well, not really. I just feel sad for Jack, while marvelling at the fact that his penis was so long he could step on it.