I heard from an old friend who said that he’d used high-class prostitutes in the past.
“I’ve paid big bucks for ‘special services’.” he said, “One time I paid an incredible amount for a session with TWO girls who were both just stunningly sexy and beautiful. Not only that, but you wouldn’t believe what they did!”
“OK”, I said, “what did they do?”
“Well”, he said, “for openers, they slowly disrobed, and they were both just incredibly gorgeous! Then they disrobed me, and when we were all naked, they got out some chocolate syrup and poured it all over my private parts. Then they added honey, and caramel, and butterscotch, and creme de menthe liqueur. Then they covered all of that with whipped cream, and topped it all off with chocolate sprinkles and a maraschino cherry!”
“I think I see where this is going”, I said. “I suppose, after all that, they ate it, Right?”
“Well”, he said, “maybe that was their plan, but gee, it looked so good, I ate it myself!!”
(apologies to Governor Spitzer)
hahaha…. is there a catch somewhere? found it humorous anyway!
No catch, it’s a joke…;-)