- 06:55 @jonk Britspeak 101: “7up” and “Sprite” are “lemonade” here. “Pants” means “underwear” (use “trousers”). You will be tested. #
- 06:57 @tug you could always vote Monster Raving Loony Party… #
- 06:59 @kevjumba hm, a great list of alumni there… #
- 07:18 good morning all. breakfast time. hope all my DC tweeters and LJ friends are ok… #
- 08:17 RT @helenroper: I *knew* this story was too suspicious bit.ly/kjg3v #
- 11:12 @thatsam that’s why i thot it was a fake, now confirmed. she wanted that number of stars but was afraid of her dad’s reaction. #
- 11:15 @jonk looks good…reminds me to check the AppStore for updates. #
- 12:15 @jonk got three. may not be able to make event tomorrow nite so if u have time for lunch or dinner today or lunch tomorrow call… #
- 12:39 @jonk a meeting came up…raised its ugly head. maybe wasn’t meant to be. #
- 16:23 @jonk that’s what they say here. #
- 16:25 person under a train at Moorgate (Circle, Metropolitan, and Hammersmith & City lines) #
- 16:27 @jallen285 no sh*t, sherlock. train drivers have lost the will to work because of suicides in front of their trains. very sad. #
- 16:29 was happy to get online in Starbucks just now on my O2 iPhone for free… #
- 16:30 @jonk cheap irons is what hotels have, I fear. #
- 16:53 just bought what said it was a recorder/patch cable to transfer tapes to MP3. Well, someone had nicked the recorder. Maplins FAIL. #
- 19:28 dinner finished, sat outside in the back garden for the first time this year; neighbour’s hot water pipe spattered the table & chair… #
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Your response to 06:55@jonk gives a whole new meaning to the closing line of The Kentucky Fried Movie:
“I’m not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.”