The hidden reason for so many centenarians in Japan

After Sogen Kato’s body, mummified after 30 years, was discovered in his son’s flat when civic officials called on him to congratulate him on being Tokyo’s oldest man, we now hear that Tokyo’s oldest listed person is missing and can’t be found.

So the real reason that Japan has so many centenarians seems to be that their children are hiding their bodies away to continue receiving the Social Security payments due them. I suppose that the mercury in the raw fish sushi is what’s doing them all in…

One Response to “The hidden reason for so many centenarians in Japan”

  1. dendren says:

    LOL… wow, quite a story. Mystery of the many aged Japanese explained I guess LOL