Archive for July, 2010

From Twitter 07-01-2010

Friday, July 2nd, 2010
  • 08:41:05: Morning, tweeps and peeps. Sunny this morning in London; temperature to rise later to around 30 deg. C (that’s 86 deg. F in old money).
  • 08:42:24: @jonk oh dear. perhaps you will get inspiration while asleep and be able to fix it when you wake. Sleep tight.
  • 13:17:56: @soveren It’s unlikely I’ll be going to Pride, sadly. My cast is tight because of the hot weather and I’d need a wheelchair. Rain wkend 🙁
  • 13:25:44: Doesn’t say what Shannon did but I’d do Shannon… RT@DentonPolice: 07/01/2010 02:45 | 25 yo | http://twitpic.com/21fo39
  • 13:30:20: @UncleDeej Very good progress indeed!
  • 21:37:22: @jonk A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the cholesterol numbers…er…hips. I meant hips. Really, I did!
  • 23:08:36: @angelxxxcruz Mother Superior said: I like my coffee like I like my men: strong, hot, and black.
  • 23:37:34: @MrPandaBehr Watch out later on if he’s had too much chili on his taco…might burn a bit.
  • 23:39:23: So what do YOU think it was? RT @bengoldacre: Dude: check out your buttmold! http://dlvr.it/2CtPD

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Thursday, July 1st, 2010

I was reading an interview in the Grauniad this morning with the head of the Health and Safety Executive. There has been a lot of grumbling among members of the new coalition Government and some members of the general booboisie about intrusive rules purporting to emanate from the HSE which, for example, forbid schoolchildren from playing conkers in school unless the children wear goggles (conkers is a peculiarly British children’s pastime which involves attaching horse chestnuts to a string and clinking them together in the hope that your opponent’s conker will shatter). There is no HSE advice on conker playing in particular, although apparently several children each year are injured by flying pieces of horse-chestnut shell.

In any case, the quotation in the Grauniad is as follows:

Not surprisingly, it bothers (Judith) Hackitt that myths about the HSE continue to be bandied about as though they really happened. For the record, the HSE doesn’t want to ban school trips, or make science lessons dull. “I’m a chemist,” she says, “I know that setting hands on fire, for instance, can be perfectly safe if done properly.”

Quite.

From Twitter 06-30-2010

Thursday, July 1st, 2010
  • 08:23:18: I _do_ wish that _all_ the men in gwip had some Windex and knew that one can use it on mirrors. Just sayin’.
  • 08:43:23: @mariocruzxxx Good night, sleep tight. I hope it’s not too hot to sleep where you are, like it was in London last night… xxx
  • 08:48:12: @mariocruzxxx If you wish you can, you can. We would love to have you!
  • 11:23:27: @pierregoh Is it true that taking a picture of one’s dessert sucks all the calories and cholesterol out of it? I certainly hope so.

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