Archive for June, 2010

From Twitter 06-05-2010

Sunday, June 6th, 2010
  • 21:57:04: Night all. Slept like a baby last night (woke up every few hours or so) so I must get back to bed to try to sleep better tonight.

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A favourite song

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

The Manhattan Transfer arrangement, arranged and sung by Danny Fong. Beautiful. Thanks to Ron’s Log.

From Twitter 06-04-2010

Saturday, June 5th, 2010
  • 05:59:32: @UncleDeej sorry to hear about your dad. He’ll be in my prayers.
  • 06:01:10: @_NUTBUSH once u’ve eaten ur cake, you no longer have it (in ur hand).
  • 06:19:15: Morning, all. Hope this is the final day in the nuthatchery. Surly nurse took blood sugar. The Prof will give the diagnosis later then home!
  • 09:53:52: @_NUTBUSH But you won’t have _the_same_ cake–it’ll be working its way towards your intestines by then…
  • 13:14:56: @Squibby_ the smock is loose to let cooling breezes go through.
  • 13:27:21: #ff @devinjay
  • 13:28:50: #ff @bengoldacre
  • 13:34:19: @BryanthePanda congratulations on joining the bill-paying public.
  • 13:39:56: I thought “Michael?” Nevermind! RT @NewStatesman Palin: environmentalists are to blame for oil spill http://bit.ly/97ZnwZ
  • 18:00:25: I AM HOME!!!

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Met Office #FAIL

Friday, June 4th, 2010

The Met Office is the UK’s official Weather Bureau. As with all such organisations, it has a spotty record of accuracy. Last year, in the spring, it predicted a “barbecue summer”. Unless your barbecue was under an awning, and you were wearing your parka, no barbecue summer was to be had in 2009.

The Met Office has an iPhone app, which is normally pretty good. This morning I looked at the app to determine what the temperature would be this afternoon—I wanted to know whether I could wear shorts when discharged or would have to dig out my jeans. I got an error window: “Unexpected error”. Besides the stupidity of that error message, I then pressed the button which normally delivers the 10-day forecasts. Nothing came up there either, so I went back to the main screen. The temperature was the only item which showed, and it read: 0 C. Quite a cold June this year.

Obviously they initialise the variable that holds the temperature to “0” rather than blanking it out until information is received from the connection. This bug doesn’t manifest itself until you navigate back to the main window from another window.

At least they themselves didn’t develop the app—Gorillabox.net did. I think they need an experienced tester.

From Twitter 06-03-2010

Friday, June 4th, 2010
  • 08:27:55: @Sgboy01 The process is called “garnishment” and can be very embarrassing when your employer finds out about your debt.
  • 09:13:53: Morning, all. Next to last day in the nuthatchery, if all goes to plan. Inmates restless last night. Breakfast was late. 🙁
  • 10:13:45: The tank was used to store WHAT? Catfish fat? WTF? RT @AsCorrespondent 2 die in tank explosion in #Vietnam http://bit.ly/9hHQIx
  • 15:24:57: My lodge is world-famous. Look at the picture on the left: http://twurl.nl/sdcs76
  • 17:41:37: RIP Rue McClanahan – Golden Girl Blanche http://bit.ly/d0gncx
  • 17:49:15: @TheBlackoutBlog I was very sad at Rue McClanahan’s death. Tweeted to remind myself in later years.
  • 17:56:30: @jonk whatta pain. Sorry, but you’re lucky the lady noticed it rather than the cop who stops you later on.
  • 17:59:04: @angelxxxcruz hey, my birthday’s november 8th too! Lots of decades before yours, of course.
  • 18:47:12: @hungskateboy which client is that?
  • 20:37:19: RT @tug Simon Jenkins talks sense http://bit.ly/d514VM Shock Horror!
  • 20:42:32: Two Rasta yahoos visiting my neighbour are whooping it up very loudly outside my room in patois 45 mins after visiting hours ended. Faugh!!
  • 22:52:31: well, all, another day in the nuthouse ends. I hope to be home this time tomorrow, with my vacuum pump gently burbling beside me.
  • 22:54:24: I would help secure it for him… RT DentonPolice: 06/03/2010 16:38:33 | 28 years old | FAIL TO SECURE LOAD http://twitpic.com/1tn44d

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From Twitter 06-02-2010

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010
  • 05:45:02: Morning, all. The two Chatty Cathys on the ward started yammering in patois at 4:45am. More sleep was impossible. Faugh!
  • 13:12:22: RT @BankenAerger God gives every bird a worm, but he does not throw it into the nest. – Swedish Proverb
  • 13:27:13: @AlanCarr Tweeting about minge, no matter how mingey, will ALWAYS get you into trouble.
  • 17:07:18: @sshawnn Whew! That must have been a relief!
  • 17:11:44: #notsosteamyfilms Strep Throat
  • 17:24:16: @EricDevourin good afternoon to you!
  • 17:27:50: @Sgboy01 Well, let another gym member do it for you! There! Problem solved!
  • 18:28:08: RT @bodger: Rupert Murdoch on stage at All Things Digital? Why? He probably thinks digital is related to his prostate checkup. #D8
  • 18:42:39: @MartinFaulks no, ritual books are a part of English Masonic culture and ensure accuracy in ritual. Some US GLs are manic abt them, tho.

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From Twitter 06-01-2010

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010
  • 06:31:03: Morning, all. Week 4 begins in the nuthatchery. I hope it doesn’t end here. Idiot screaming “Nurse!” all night made sleep only a dream.
  • 06:33:15: @sbrettell never tried tossing anything bigger than a horseshoe.
  • 06:39:19: @jonk “Grocer’s apostrophe” will always be with us!
  • 07:36:49: @jonk Thanks; sounds like me last night.
  • 09:46:06: @jonk Thanks. HWMBO has table tennis tonight so I may not have any visitors at all… 🙁
  • 09:55:57: RT @ashdayo A nice list of bad advice: http://bit.ly/9cKBtN
  • 09:57:40: RT: @charlieconnelly: very vulnerable person missing in London – http://bit.ly/iKwaQ

From Twitter 05-31-2010

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
  • 07:49:14: Morning, all. The quack found I have hypomagnesemia & prescribed a magnesium supplement. They don’t have it up here anyway. I’ll have words.
  • 07:52:55: @MisterDude Happy birthday! Many happy returns of the day.
  • 08:03:20: @jonk sorry to hear of your “guests”. Old joke: What’s the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
  • 12:04:02: @imhungup Congratulations!
  • 12:07:07: My new neighbour neglects to lock the toilet door behind him. Embarrassing moments (for me; he seems unfazed).
  • 12:34:07: @AJHab dude looks rough but I like a bit of rough. What was his bail again? #justajoke
  • 19:00:06: @jonk Pancakes are MUCH more important than work.
  • 19:27:33: @Sgboy01 City Harvest thang is v sad, tho. People contribute & a few use the cadh inappropriately.
  • 19:44:08: @Traphik must be hard if u’re taken short away from home…or in the woods!
  • 21:33:52: @Sgboy01 the moral of the story: always always have a soapy washcloth handy!

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