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From Twitter 07-11-2010

Monday, July 12th, 2010
  • 07:37:22: @BrianHeys This migration, is it blogs from WP to standalone? What software would the standalone blog use? Just wondering.
  • 07:42:06: @mhisham Yes, but “octopi” is wrongwrongwrong! That is Latin, and the ending is Greek for foot–“pous” Octopodes forever!
  • 07:42:25: @mhisham Remember, I have a degree in Latin and Greek! Listen to your uncle Chris!
  • 07:49:15: Troglodyte moaning & whining on the Sunday program about woman bishops.They’ve threatened to leave for years now they must put up or shut up
  • 15:05:28: MP says he was “too drunk to vote” in the House of Commons. Funny, that never stopped any MPs before… http://is.gd/dnUXT
  • 17:06:23: @sexydeadstar I suspect the spider didn’t realise you were wanking so I wouldn’t worry about that.
  • 18:41:22: @seismic007 Don’t procrastinate today–put it off for a few days and try again! 😉
  • 19:54:09: I suppose Twitter will be so congested with tweets about some sports event that the rest of us won’t be able to tweet about other stuff…
  • 19:55:03: What a beautiful smile and lovely eyes. She will make someone very very happy! (@FocusElMoe)http://yfrog.com/bfbl2kj
  • 19:57:32: @soveren hm…smellytweets. I’ll be right up there, don’t shower yet! 😉
  • 19:58:50: @soveren come down to London for it…
  • 21:12:51: Was there sausage in it?RT @jayehmsee: Thinking about ingredients for this pasta salad and my nipples got hard. So wrong.
  • 21:13:51: @FocusElMoe Just the truth…please ensure she knows it too! Compliments are always good!
  • 22:58:28: @lynneguist pants/trousers, avoid the word “chuffed”, don’t used “pissed”…UK in the US suggestions. You knew all these tho… 🙁
  • 22:59:55: @PlayboyAdonis NOT a freak. I’d do the same…
  • 23:06:08: @lynneguist In Chinese restaurants in the US you always get rice automatically–in UK, you have to order it. Also bill vs. check & 15% tip!

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Today’s joke, but don’t blame me, blame <a href=”http://revjph.blogspot.com”>MadPriest</a>

Sunday, July 11th, 2010

A nun walked into Mother Superior

From Twitter 07-10-2010

Sunday, July 11th, 2010
  • 18:00:29: @therealgokwan Oh, of course, the juicy bits (kind of like orange juice).
  • 18:58:51: From your lips to God’s ears! RT @sammymcloughlin: Bored of hearing about Paul the Psychic Octopus. Release him and let him be free.
  • 18:59:44: @Shelbycub I had a Subway BMT yesterday. Heaven except for the dry mouth later on (too much salt) 🙁 Enjoy!
  • 19:03:59: I’m about to block someone who’s spamming his followers w messages saying he’s unfollowing people who’ve unfollowed him. You know who u r!
  • 20:34:37: @Dlink [Speed] #router #dlink http://tswl.us/aChn1Q
  • 20:42:04: @BigRichB I have a friend who’s from Panama but who is now in London via San Diego. I can put u in touch if you DM your email…
  • 20:46:47: Sorry to hear it. Maybe you should picket it on opening night! RT @PlayboyAdonis: Ugh they cut my character out of the play 8((
  • 20:47:37: @JoexEd I’m fine. Just had dinner and listening to an old Hearts of Space summer electronica. Everything’s good. You?
  • 20:51:15: Have you been reading Ulysses again? ;-)RT @jonk: Umm yes. Yes yes. http://twitpic.com/244kym
  • 20:53:20: @JoexEd Have a good moving day. I hate moving. I now have so much stuff that I’d cut off my left nut rather than move.
  • 20:53:58: @sexydeadstar Shirt looks good!
  • 21:07:00: @BigRichB Oh, he’s American. His dad worked in the Canal Zone when the US had it.
  • 21:15:50: @ricky_martin Happy 26th anniversary, dude! Many happy returns of the day!
  • 23:58:38: Well, tweeps and peeps. Time for bed, I think. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Not a long list, of course.

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From Twitter 07-09-2010

Saturday, July 10th, 2010
  • 19:05:57: @mkrigsman i have to skip the #tweetup tomorrow, doctor’s orders…sorry!
  • 23:29:28: Well, tweeps and peeps, I need to try to sleep tonight. Have fun, and sorry I’ve been mostly absent today. Will try to do better tmorrow.

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Pedal Mobility System vs. “feet”

Friday, July 9th, 2010

I went to the Diabetic Foot Clinic yesterday.

Some background: Over the last week, HWMBO was complaining that my foot-in-a-cast smelled. I am sensitive to that, but I could not smell anything when I tried, so discounted it. On Wednesday I had asked the District (=US “visiting”) nurse to come early as I had a meeting at the Diocese at noon. I was getting dressed after bathing and had my shirt and briefs on, but not my trousers. I had taken my “cast shoe” (rubber “sandal” that the cast fits into which protects it from being pounded on the floor or pavement) off in order to put on my trousers. The doorbell rang, and it was the nurse. I had to clomp downstairs without the cast shoe to let her in and then return upstairs to finish dressing after apologising for my state of d

More on the selection of the next Bishop of Southwark

Friday, July 9th, 2010

There is an article in the Grauniad, er, Guardian today on this subject which was co-written by Stephen Bates, the Guardian‘s former religion correspondent, and which is well-written, well-sourced, makes sense, and is sensitive to the feelings of Dr. John and the Diocese.

The fact that the pastoral needs of the Diocese of Southwark took a back seat to church politics is something that we have all been annoyed about but no one else has highlighted it in any of the many thousands of words that have been written and spoken about this matter.

I suspect that there has now been a leak from someone who was actually at the selection meeting (how else would Bates know that 5 of the 6 Southwark representatives voted for John?). Whatever I think about the Archbishop of Canterbury, I think that it is right and proper that, given the normal secrecy about the process of selecting bishops for the Church of England, anyone who violates their oath of confidentiality about the process should be unmasked and deprived of their responsibilities in episcopal selection. Whether the secrecy and the process itself is good is another question. Both open election (as is practiced in the US, Canada, and some other provinces) and secret selection as practiced here can throw up exceptionally good bishops and exceptionally bad bishops, and proponents on each side can point to elected bishops and secretly-chosen bishops who turned out not to be very good bishops.

As a native-born American but an adopted Brit, I am on the whole in favour of open selection processes and elections. I do not believe that this is in the cards for the Church of England, either on a parochial level (the process for selecting an incumbent for a parish is broadly in line with the process for selecting a bishop) or on an episcopal level. Whenever I have brought the question up in appropriate fora (such as the Bishops’ Council or at various Synod meetings) the very idea of an open process has been greeted with the same horror that maggots on that American Airlines plane produced in the passengers. “We can’t do THAT here!” is the usual response, although some, who think of “our American cousins” and refer to “across the pond” with the same genial superiority that was once assumed for “our black brothers and sisters” and for “darkest Africa”, just laugh and say, “Well, that might be appropriate for America, but it just wouldn’t work here.” These latter people will never say exactly why it wouldn’t work here, though, and if pressed, will just chuckle a bit at my na

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Friday, July 9th, 2010

…and many happy returns of the day!

From Twitter 07-08-2010

Friday, July 9th, 2010
  • 02:31:11: @infernoxv Oh, well, next time! Have one for me!
  • 10:53:33: Good morning, all. Insomnia ruled the night yet again. Foot clinic later–very apprehensive. Send good thoughts!
  • 18:30:20: Back from the quack. Right foot has deteriorated because of sore on the side, not the original ulcer. More antibiotics & xray next week 🙁
  • 18:30:56: Only good thing: they’ve given me a pillow cast rather than full calf cast. Bad thing: my calves are sore from non-use for a few months.

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Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

…when he encounters someone who is really annoying, dangerous, or just doesn’t deserve to contribute any more genes to the gene pool than s/he has already. I would like to thank him for identifying himself so that great credit can go where credit is due.

Anyway, I think that I have a picture of Stabby below. I would like to propose to Stabby that he visit the person (not one of my blog friends but someone writing a syndicated site) who included an auto-starting video-clip with sound on his blog page. I would hope that Stabby would agree that such people need some&#8230correction and that Stabby would agree to make a house-call. Thanks in advance!

From Twitter 07-06-2010

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010
  • 10:01:38: Morning, all. Bright day in London today. Diocesan Synod tonight, with lots of gossip about our next Bishop on the agenda, I’ll bet.
  • 11:50:57: Article on LGBT judges in Grauniad: http://is.gd/dhfWM Reminds me of old joke: “Heard of the two gay judges who tried each other?”
  • 22:57:21: Well, tweeps & peeps, Diocesan Synod over ’til Nov. No one thinks Jeffrey John will be our next bishop. Pooped so ready for bed. Night, all!

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From Twitter 07-05-2010

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
  • 10:41:46: Good morning, all. Feel better this morning but must spend some time with my feet up today to avoid a repeat of yesterday. Hope you’re well!
  • 18:35:18: @NixonAzukiT i’m a bit behind. Body heat…sounds like an urgent request. Be right over… 😉
  • 23:24:21: Well, tweeps and peeps, back from Kenton nd a good Board meeting. Now for bed. Hope everyone plays safe tonight and sleeps tight.

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Apologies to David Cameron

Monday, July 5th, 2010

In my entry on the possibility of the Very Rev’d Jeffrey John being appointed the next Bishop of Southwark, I wrongly reported that Prime Minister David Cameron was a Roman Catholic. I have been misinformed; David Cameron is a member of the Church of England,

I apologise unreservedly, and have placed a note in the original entry correcting the misinformation.

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Monday, July 5th, 2010

…and many happy returns of the day! I hope you will give us all a birthday present this evening!

From Twitter 07-04-2010

Monday, July 5th, 2010
  • 07:28:06: @JoexEd Oh, absolutely! Sorry I didn’t #ff you on Friday but here you are! Follow @JoexEd , please. One of my favourite Tweeters!
  • 14:25:20: @tug Just read it. No new information. I think it’s all smoke, really. Don’t believe anything in it except that the meeting is Mon/Tue.
  • 14:26:45: @NixonAzukiT I actually had to fairly peaceful sleep last night. Hope yours is getting better.
  • 14:28:20: @JoexEd I’m OK today, thanks for asking. Glad to see you back tweeting.
  • 14:33:47: @infernoxv Don’t believe it (in re John as Bp). My blog has my reasoning: http://is.gd/df2CH
  • 16:27:20: @PuppyWadd And the same to you!
  • 21:24:08: Well, all, must go to bed as my leg is uncomfortable in my cast. Hope you’re all enjoying your day/Independence Day!

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Sunday, July 4th, 2010

This is a very clever “fireworks” show, which shows some of your favourite comestibles being blown up as part of it.

Today’s Double Patriotic Video

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

As a dual US/UK citizen, I have almost forgotten the lyrics to the US patriotic hymn “America” (“My country ’tis of thee/Sweet land of liberty/To thee we sing”) as the lyrics I now normally sing to this tune are “God save our gracious Queen/Long live our noble Queen/God save the Queen!”

However, at the end of the 19th Century the American composer Charles Ives, as an 18-year-old organ prodigy, wrote Variations on America, which took the old tune as an inspiration for a tango, among other musical genres.

In honour of both my citizenships then, I found this video which presents various American images to the music of Charles Ives. Enjoy, and Happy Independence Day to all the USans among you.

Gay cleric in line to become bishop in Church of England

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

When my alarm goes off at 7 am, Radio 4 gives the news, and then a look at the Sunday newspapers. I was startled at hearing that the Telegraph is reporting that The Very Rev’d Jeffrey John, Dean of St. Albans is on the shortlist to become the next Bishop of Southwark.

Here is the article. My commentary is at the end.

An openly-homosexual cleric has been nominated to become a senior bishop, in a move that threatens to provoke a damaging split in the Church of England.

By Jonathan Wynne-Jones, Religious Affairs Correspondent
Published: 9:00PM BST 03 Jul 2010

The nomination of Dr Jeffrey John, the Dean of St Albans, threatens to provoke a damaging split in the Church of England

A confidential meeting, chaired by Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, has approved Dr Jeffrey John, the Dean of St Albans, to be on the shortlist to be the next Bishop of Southwark.

He is understood to be the favoured candidate.

Dr John is a hugely divisive figure in the church after he was forced to stand down from becoming the Bishop of Reading in 2003 after it emerged he was in a homosexual, but celibate, relationship.

Promoting him to one of the most senior offices in the Church would trigger a civil war between liberals and conservatives and exacerbate existing divisions within the Anglican Communion.

Members of the Crown Nominations Commission, the body responsible for selecting bishops, will vote this week on whether Dr John’s name should now be put forward to the Prime Minister for final approval.

David Cameron has been made aware that Dr John is on the shortlist for the post and is understood to be supportive of such an appointment. Once the preferred candidate is rubber-stamped by Mr Cameron it is passed to the Queen for final approval.

In 2003, evangelical parishes warned they would withhold payments to central Church coffers if Dr John was consecrated as Bishop of Reading, before Dr Williams ultimately forced him to resign.

It is known that the Queen was “deeply concerned” by the rift.

Dr Williams and Dr John Sentamu, the Archbishop of York, who also sits on the commission, will face fierce criticism from the conservative wing of the Church if they allow Dr John to become a bishop.

Yet, at the commission’s last meeting, where Dr John was put on the initial shortlist of candidates for the Southwark job, neither archbishop blocked his name.

Liberals make up a majority of the commission and he is considered by many to be the outstanding candidate after a successful period in charge of St Albans cathedral.

The appointment of Dr John, who entered a civil partnership with his long term partner the Rev Grant Holmes in 2006, would mark a major victory for the pro-gay lobby in the Church of England, which has been disappointed at the lack of progress under Dr Williams.

Conservatives, on the other hand, would be incensed at the promotion of a cleric who has strongly argued for a more liberal attitude towards sexuality and is in a long-standing, though celibate, homosexual relationship.

Senior bishops led the opposition to his appointment in 2003, while African archbishops claimed that it would tear apart the Anglican Communion if an openly gay cleric was made bishop in the Church of England, considered to be the mother church.

The Communion has already begun to unravel following the appointment of openly gay and openly lesbian bishops in the US Episcopal Church.
This could shatter Dr Williams’ hopes of maintaining the fragile unity which currently exists in the Church.

While it would also upset evangelicals in the diocese of Southwark, the overwhelming majority of clergy in the diocese are believed to be very keen to have Dr John as their bishop.

He is well known in the diocese from his time serving as a canon at the cathedral before he moved to St Albans.

Regarded as an outstanding preacher and a champion of a more liberal reading of the Bible, he is considered to have enhanced his reputation at St Albans cathedral, which has seen its congregation grow under his leadership.

David Cameron is also expected to be favourable to the appointment as it would reflect the Conservative Party’s drive to shake off its “nasty party” image.

In an interview last year with Attitude, a gay magazine, the prime minister criticised the Church of England over failing to be more accepting in its attitudes to homosexuality.

“But I think the Church has to do some of the things that the Conservative Party has been through

From Twitter 07-03-2010

Sunday, July 4th, 2010
  • 03:40:24: Attn: Twitter! Insomnia sucks. That is all.
  • 05:02:01: @tsinkoy congratulations!!! hope it was good.
  • 09:19:06: Oopsie! Did my robbery aggravate you? RT DentonPolice: 07/03/2010 03:06:55 | 22 years old | AGG ROBBERY http://twitpic.com/21ztf1
  • 09:19:59: @jerricklim Perhaps he’s picking pockets on the way in and the way out?
  • 10:31:24: @KingofShaves I believe that razor blades and batteries are the most shoplifted items in supermarkets.
  • 10:33:20: @tobitoyama Well, no chance of deformed offspring, so perhaps you should go for it…
  • 11:10:53: @tobitoyama Happy birthday to you!
  • 15:28:26: Unique alarm clock! RT @jayehmsee: I think my upstairs neighbor threw up out her bedroom window again. Guess its time to get out of bed.
  • 20:57:12: The story of Marblehead, Mass’s official Town Anthem in my blog: http://is.gd/def9V Happy Fourth of July to you all!
  • 20:58:27: @tsinkoy Hot as in weather, or…?

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Saturday, July 3rd, 2010

…but not the National one. My home town, Marblehead, Massachusetts, is the Birthplace of the American Navy and the Yachting Capital of the World. The first is due to the fact that the first American Naval ship, the U.S.S. Hannah, was commissioned and set out to sea from Marblehead at the beginning of the Revolutionary war. The second is due to the fact that Marblehead has the best natural harbour on the East Coast of North America. The following few paragraphs are taken from the Marblehead.org website, a link to which is found under the title.

Marblehead Forever

Marblehead is one of only a few communities that can claim title to an Official Town Anthem: Marblehead Forever. Popular with Marbleheaders since its composition in 1887, Marblehead Forever has been decreed by the Board of Selectmen as the town’s official anthem.

Marblehead Forever was written by Marcia Martin Selman. Born in 1856, Selman was an active member of the Women’s Christian Temperance Union. She graduated from the State Normal School at Salem (now Salem State College) and taught at the Orne Street School in Marblehead. Longing to become a minister, she studied at Tufts Theological School and graduated in 1896. The Reverend Selman took preaching assignments in several locations, eventually returning to Marblehead as pastor of the Universalist Church.

Because of her involvement with the Women’s Christian Temperance Union, her original composition included the line, “and from whiskey bondage we will keep her free.” This was later changed to, “and from all dishonor we will keep her free.”

The Reverend Selman set the words of Marblehead Forever to the music of the hymn tune The Lily of the Valley, from a melody by J. R. Murray, “Songs of Rejoicing,” 1888. The Reverend Selman died in 1932.

Note: I have tried to find an online version of the music that is as fast as Marblehead Forever should be played. I have failed miserably, as all online versions of the music sound like dirges. Marblehead Forever is to be sung quickly, sprightly, like the wind was at your back. Here are the words:

Marblehead Forever
Original lyrics by Marcia Martin Selman
Music by J. R. Murray

The men of old were heroes, who fought by land and sea,
to preserve their homes from tyranny and shame,
And enrolled among the bravest writ high in history,
Stands Old Marblehead, beloved and honored name.

CHORUS
Then Marblehead forever! God bless the good old town.
May she never shame her noble ancestry.
She was first in Revolution, was first in ’61.
And from whiskey bondage we will keep her free

The men of old were heroes but they are in their graves,
and ’tis ours, their sons, the battle now to fight.
For our homes and altars tremble, before the greed of knaves,
who assail the cause of God and home and right.

CHORUS

Then up and do your duty! Too long ingloriously,
did we sleep while Rum held undisputed sway.
Now, rally with your ballots, and let his hirelings see
that when first we drove him out he went to stay.

CHORUS

Now to be perfectly honest with you, not only has Marblehead remained a pretty wet sort of town, alcoholically speaking, but she wasn’t kept free from whiskey bondage for very long. There was a bit of smuggling from Canada to Marblehead by sea during Prohibition, and by the time I was born, less than 20 years after Prohibition ended, there were package stores (New Englandese for “liquor stores”) in town and a couple of bars, perhaps even more than a couple. We had a Town Drunk (almost an official title) who had a sad tale but who, when incarcerated in a TV sanatorium later on in life, met and married one of the nurses, moved out of town, and disappeared from our lives.

Now tomorrow is July 4th. There will be fireworks and an illumination of the harbour in honour of the Declaration of Independence. As a Brit now, I don’t suppose I ought to be celebrating. However, a Marbleheader, Elbridge Gerry, signed the Declaration of Independence and became the fifth Vice President of the United States, and the first one to die in office. Marbleheaders rowed Washington and his army across the Delaware. Even though I am now only tangentially and historically American, I am still happy to be a Marbleheader. Whip!

From Twitter 07-02-2010

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010
  • 22:17:23: Twitter, I’ve neglected you today. I forgot to click on you when I rebooted. So sorry. Forgive me. See you tomorrow?? Love and kisses, Chris
  • 22:27:15: @angelxxxcruz Thanks for the RT! Everyone, #ff @angelxxxcruz (NSFW sometimes, but always good!)
  • 22:28:51: #FF @superdupershark @soveren @TheRealRyanHiga @kevjumba @pierregoh and, of course, @jonk & @mariocruzxxx
  • 22:41:29: Oh, gosh. I don’t think I would sell very well… RT @angelxxxcruz: @chrishansenhome sir I am VERY sage for work. If u are a whore lol
  • 22:42:56: @tug u forgot @kathyclugston RT @sleat @tug Ha! Thank you.Very happy to belong to that job lot 🙂 @carriequinlan @corfmeister @Schafernaker
  • 22:55:18: Goodnight, all! Play nice until tomorrow. Remember, Mother Superior is watching… 0-0
  • 22:55:48: @jonk I suppose it’ll be easy to identify them if they approach you…

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

…and many happy returns of the day!

From Twitter 07-01-2010

Friday, July 2nd, 2010
  • 08:41:05: Morning, tweeps and peeps. Sunny this morning in London; temperature to rise later to around 30 deg. C (that’s 86 deg. F in old money).
  • 08:42:24: @jonk oh dear. perhaps you will get inspiration while asleep and be able to fix it when you wake. Sleep tight.
  • 13:17:56: @soveren It’s unlikely I’ll be going to Pride, sadly. My cast is tight because of the hot weather and I’d need a wheelchair. Rain wkend 🙁
  • 13:25:44: Doesn’t say what Shannon did but I’d do Shannon… RT@DentonPolice: 07/01/2010 02:45 | 25 yo | http://twitpic.com/21fo39
  • 13:30:20: @UncleDeej Very good progress indeed!
  • 21:37:22: @jonk A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the cholesterol numbers…er…hips. I meant hips. Really, I did!
  • 23:08:36: @angelxxxcruz Mother Superior said: I like my coffee like I like my men: strong, hot, and black.
  • 23:37:34: @MrPandaBehr Watch out later on if he’s had too much chili on his taco…might burn a bit.
  • 23:39:23: So what do YOU think it was? RT @bengoldacre: Dude: check out your buttmold! http://dlvr.it/2CtPD

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Thursday, July 1st, 2010

I was reading an interview in the Grauniad this morning with the head of the Health and Safety Executive. There has been a lot of grumbling among members of the new coalition Government and some members of the general booboisie about intrusive rules purporting to emanate from the HSE which, for example, forbid schoolchildren from playing conkers in school unless the children wear goggles (conkers is a peculiarly British children’s pastime which involves attaching horse chestnuts to a string and clinking them together in the hope that your opponent’s conker will shatter). There is no HSE advice on conker playing in particular, although apparently several children each year are injured by flying pieces of horse-chestnut shell.

In any case, the quotation in the Grauniad is as follows:

Not surprisingly, it bothers (Judith) Hackitt that myths about the HSE continue to be bandied about as though they really happened. For the record, the HSE doesn’t want to ban school trips, or make science lessons dull. “I’m a chemist,” she says, “I know that setting hands on fire, for instance, can be perfectly safe if done properly.”

Quite.

From Twitter 06-30-2010

Thursday, July 1st, 2010
  • 08:23:18: I _do_ wish that _all_ the men in gwip had some Windex and knew that one can use it on mirrors. Just sayin’.
  • 08:43:23: @mariocruzxxx Good night, sleep tight. I hope it’s not too hot to sleep where you are, like it was in London last night… xxx
  • 08:48:12: @mariocruzxxx If you wish you can, you can. We would love to have you!
  • 11:23:27: @pierregoh Is it true that taking a picture of one’s dessert sucks all the calories and cholesterol out of it? I certainly hope so.

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From Twitter 06-29-2010

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010
  • 10:38:41: @pierregoh I’m really sorry. I hope they find out what’s wrong soon.
  • 10:57:46: @pierregoh My parents were fairly mild-mannered. My grandfather swore like a trooper. So do I. Skipped a generation. $£%#’;][^##0*()&*(~@:
  • 21:39:07: @jonk ask Bill Clinton about hard-to-remove stains…
  • 23:14:28: OK, tweeps and peeps, back from rehearsal and now time for bed. Sleep tight, all.

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From Twitter 06-28-2010

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
  • 09:55:15: Morning, all. Waiting for nurse to shove some IV up my arm, and had a restful night, for a change. Hope y’all are in good form too.
  • 14:05:50: @mkrigsman Venue should be central in some way…what part of London are you staying in?
  • 14:08:40: Screw all that anti-immigrant stuff: it’s people like these we need to reinvigorate the UK: http://is.gd/d7CSf
  • 16:42:42: @urbanbohemian Perhaps they are a bit unhinged and you just haven’t noticed…
  • 18:59:38: @urbanbohemian Shows how easy it is to find most people online these days.
  • 22:45:55: @jonk how bizarre. who thought of such a thing? better to go out on the streets and find a random person to do it than do this…
  • 22:47:24: @jonk I now empathise with people who find out for the first time what “felching” means.
  • 22:50:01: @jonk oh jeez; I assumed you knew what that was. OMGIH!
  • 22:50:55: @jonk you’ve learned two new words today. To ensure you can make them your own, use them three times in conversation. … 😉

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From Twitter 06-27-2010

Monday, June 28th, 2010
  • 07:04:43: Morning, all. Woken up at 0630 by a loud drinking party in the churchyard. Shoo’ed ’em away despite their protests that they were praying.
  • 13:48:31: The England team visited an orphanage in Johannesburg this PM. “It’s awful to see their sad, dejected faces with no hope,” said Jamal, 6.
  • 14:43:38: Unsure. Are they still attached to him?RT @rustyrockets: Harry Redknapp’s ears are moving independently. Is this a good omen?
  • 20:22:54: @mkrigsman Sire. In my diary
  • 20:31:37: @mkrigsman That should have been “Sure”. Applebutterfingers.
  • 23:12:59: Well, all, hot night in London means it’s time to retire. See you all tomorrow. I hear we won. Oh, that was the _cricket_ game. Good night.

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There will Always Be an England, Beyond the Call of Duty Department

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

A Paraolympian whose wheelchair and artificial legs were taken when his car was stolen earlier this month had lost all hope of walking his sister down the aisle on her wedding day today. But for the heroic efforts of a group of artisans who stepped in to help, he would have had to wheel her down the aisle in his borrowed wheelchair.

We often hear of English jobsworths in government positions. They are said not to exert themselves unduly except to boil the kettle for another cup of tea, and would not extend a finger to help their own grannies in some essential task. The team who helped out in this case are entirely unlike that and are examples of the best of British skill and heart. The amputee, who walked his sister down the aisle, and those who stayed in Friday night to help, are my “Bricks of the Day” (pace Fr. Madpriest).

Now let’s see if he gets his car and the gear inside back.

From Twitter 06-26-2010

Sunday, June 27th, 2010
  • 05:08:07: Well, all, maybe I should try to go back to bed for 2 hours. I hate insomnia.
  • 08:57:00: @blurfcuk Mine’s fine. In fact, I think it may be a bit faster and the battery time lengthened. U have lots of apps?
  • 09:15:37: @blurfcuk No, no jailbreak. I am totally legal. You may be right, then.
  • 10:12:58: Do I look drunk in this? RT @DentonPolice: 06/26/2010 03:39:53 | 22 y o | Bond: $500 | ALCOHOL/PUBLIC INTOXICATION http://twitpic.com/202bsm
  • 18:21:06: I’m up for it! Any day after Tuesday 7th RT @mkrigsman: Anyone interested in a London tweetup during the week of July 5? #CIO #itfail
  • 21:02:53: @therealgokwan Geez, that’s awful. For the record, I would and I’m gay. As for him, he has no taste. Ignore him. &lt;3 U (platonically)
  • 22:30:11: Well, all, off to bed now after arranging my pills for the week and then taking tonight’s installment. Weary evening of emails.

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Saturday, June 26th, 2010

…and many happy returns of the day!

From Twitter 06-25-2010

Saturday, June 26th, 2010
  • 08:22:24: Morning, tweeps & peeps. Hope to get out for a time today. Slept much better last night but not perfectly.
  • 08:54:10: @jallen285 Thanks for the #FF
  • 10:04:30: What YOU looking at? (He’s cute, though) RT DentonPolice: 06/25/2010 03:23:52 | 22 yo | PLANO PD / DWLI http://twitpic.com/1zrg3i
  • 10:09:11: Do you know who I am? I sneer at speed limits! RT DentonPolice: 06/25/2010 03:17:37 | 25 yo | SPEEDING 47/35 MPH Z http://twitpic.com/1zrd6f
  • 10:15:21: Follow @jallan285 , for the vids on YouTube as well as the tweets. #FF
  • 10:16:44: Ran out of milk, did he? RT @se1: Iain Duncan Smith visited Asda in Old Kent Road yesterday afternoon http://is.gd/d3ieh
  • 16:23:40: Auto accident right in front of the house. Injuries. New Kent Road is closed for investigation. Have warned HWMBO not to take a bus home.
  • 16:26:42: @se1 Yes, right in front of my flat. I think pedestrian vs. coach/car/both. Jaywalkers abound at this corner so accidents happen ~ 1/yr.
  • 16:39:02: @superdupershark #FF thanks for yours–everyone else follow @superdupershark now!
  • 16:39:14: @jerricklim Congratulations!
  • 16:40:04: @urbanbohemian it looks OK in Chrome too.
  • 19:46:02: @se1 the accident response unit is taking the tape down on New Kent Road now.
  • 19:49:37: New Kent Road will be open shortly I think-they’re taking the accident tape down now. Water stain where they cleaned up after the injury 🙁
  • 19:50:22: #FF @mariocruzxxx he’s the best!
  • 20:03:29: #FF @kylekendoll — Check his video out — CHOKING HAZARD http://youtu.be/dAa2H_eVNRM
  • 20:51:02: @soveren Person hit by a car while trying to jaywalk. Don’t know whether s/he is badly injured or not but air ambulance means not good…
  • 22:14:06: @soveren For a minute I thot you tweeted “watched enterprise on VI” and wondered that the text editor had gotten so versatile…
  • 22:16:58: @soveren shyt-on-a-shingle, you make me feel old. Go here and be awed by its full-of-unixy-goodness: http://is.gd/d43yb
  • 22:34:32: @soveren no Linux??
  • 22:35:35: @kylekendoll Is “pickle” a euphemism? I’m sad because I’m old… 🙁
  • 22:37:49: @soveren You have _no_ Sbux up there? Where do you live, Bunghole-juxta-Worldsend??? I thot they were ubiquitous in UK!
  • 22:39:19: @soveren Ubuntu is worth the time. I put it on a 7-y-o lappy with funny specs and it was absolutely 1st rate. Not a memory hog either.
  • 22:42:10: @soveren well, get a strong Costa’s and get down to it, my son. (tying up threads…)
  • 22:43:13: @soveren BTW, have u seen this video in re the Singapore floods? See it b4 it’s toast: http://is.gd/d457b
  • 22:45:48: OK all, despite the energetic series of tweets I’ve been tweeting, I’m bushed. A tweet in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. Nighty-night all!

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Bitchy Correspondence Department, Masonic Division

Friday, June 25th, 2010

I am a member of various Masonic Orders, and have recently been invited to join another. The ceremony is to be held shortly and I had put off a decision to see whether my foot was recovering well enough for me to attend. However, I inadvertently passed the deadline. I got the following message, printed in several rather bright colours, which I will try to imitate by printing it in RED:

On 25/06/2010 17:28, Bro. XXX wrote:
> *_FRATERNAL UNION CONCLAVE – CONSECRATION_*
> *__*
> Brethren,
> To date, response to the attendance at and DINING afterwards of the
> above Unit is appallingly poor to say the least, with barely half the
> Petitioners having failed to inform me whether or not they will attend,
> but more importantly whether or not whether they intend to dine afterwards.
>
> The date by which indications and cheques should have been received was
> Wednesday last and I regret to say that unless we are able to increase
> the dining number beyond the current 16 (to include the guest of 3
> Petitioners), the cost of the meal may have to be increased substantially.
> As one of those brethren who have failed to inform me, I am writing to
> you individually to ascertain whether or not it is your intention
>
> a). To be present,
> b). Will wish to dine afterwards and
> c). Whether you will be bringing a guest.
>
> You may recall at the last Petitioners’ Meeting the cost of the
> meal was budgeted on each brother Petitioner bringing a guest, which, if
> my recollection serves me well, most of those present indicated that
> they would bring at least one guest.
>
> It is now too late to submit your dining form and cheque, but, _*IT IS
> ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL THAT YOU ADVISE ME BY 12 NOON ON MONDAY NEXT
> WHETHER YOU WILL DINE AND HOW MANY GUESTS YOU PROPOSE TO BRING*_, in
> order that final numbers can be submitted to the Caterer AND to enable a
> table plan to be printed. The Director of Ceremonies will also need to
> know which officers will not be attending, to enable him to modify
> Temple seating. I am available over the weekend to take calls on my
> mobile number, which is 07714217036, or my home number which is
> 020-7265-0953, on which a message can be left if I am not at home.
> Please Note: Failure to respond by 12noon on Monday will result in *NO
> MEAL BEING ORDERED FOR YOU*, and for which you will only have yourself
> to blame!
>
> Brethren a measure of co-operation would be much appreciated if we are
> to make a success of Tuesday’s Consecration.
>XXX

I found this rather acerbic, so I sat down and replied thusly, in order to preserve the reputation for unparalleled urbanity and generosity toward my fellows which my emollient prose so richly deserves:

Dear Bro. XXX

While I did have every intention of replying to your email in a timely fashion, I did not have the information from my doctors that I required in order to make a decision as to whether I could attend or not. After my recent hospitalisation, for which I was only released for one evening to be installed as Master of my Craft Lodge, I was and am still barely mobile and was confined to my home from June 4 until June 18th. I now have a cast on my foot which nearly reaches to my knee and is designed to reduce my mobility to the point where the serious ulcer which resulted from infection that ate away three tendons on the bottom of my foot and nearly required the amputation of three toes down to the first metatarsal has a chance to heal.

I have thus decided that, given my reduced mobility, my condition requires that I take enough extended rest that I will not be able to attend the Consecration nor the Dinner afterward. Please extend my fraternal greetings along with my apology for non-attendance and please accept my best wishes for a successful evening.

Sincerely and Fraternally yours,

W.Bro. Chris Hansen, WM, Goliath Lodge 5595 UGLE

I am inordinately fond of this reply that at the same time is unobjectionable as to its cause and aim, and yet gets the point across in such a way as to further inform the sender about the importance of being not only earnest, but impeccably polite when enquiring whether Lady Bracknell or her modern equivalents have any inclinition to join the sender for High Tea in the Lower Gardens, around the Fountain, on Thursday next.

Note that I am protecting this so that idle bystanders will have difficulty in getting through and reading it.

Thenkyewveddymush!

I have become SO English…I must take dialect lessons so that I can actually speak like Her Majesty the Queen, clipped vowels and all.

Imaginative uses for iPads

Friday, June 25th, 2010

There has been a lot of ink (electronic and actual) expended on the iPad. Most of it centres on using one for fun. Not many talk about practical uses for them, except for this one. I almost wish I could do something like this at home here.

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Friday, June 25th, 2010

…and many happy returns of the day!

From Twitter 06-24-2010

Friday, June 25th, 2010
  • 17:44:04: Afternoon is waning fast and evening approaches. I have more pep today–let’s hope that continues.
  • 20:37:18: @MrPandaBehr Hm. The Rev’d Spooner might have checked out the size of dicks at Tent’s. Along with the queer old dean (or the dear old queen)
  • 20:50:25: RT @jerricklim: Why do I take vitamins? For very expensive Pee! 🙂
  • 20:53:26: tolerance (defn.):

Today’s Commercial

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

I’m not a fan of Orangina, but I am a fan of imaginative advertising. I’m an even bigger fan of imaginative advertising that has a gay slant.

Now according to a French website (in English), the ad was judged “too polemic”. What do you think?

Thanks to Towleroad for this one.

Note to the Deputy Prime Minister

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

I am getting somewhat tired of the media constantly harping away on the Liberal Democrats’ “abandonment” of their election manifesto pledges now that they are in government. Brits are so unused to coalition government that they (I’m talking you, John Humphrys!) forget one thing: When you govern in a coalition, compromise is necessary and the manifesto pledges that a party makes are contingent upon that party’s being elected to a majority government. Neither the Conservatives nor the Liberal Democrats are in a position to make good on all (or even any, truthfully) of their manifesto pledges. So Humphrys: Let up on Clegg, will you? And Clegg: Stress the point I just made and you can shut Humphrys up. There is no reasonable answer to it.

Note to the non-Brits: John Humphreys is the pugnacious attack-dog of BBC Radio 4’s Today programme. He interviewed the Deputy Prime Minister and kept harping on about the LibDems’ abandonment of their pledge not to raise VAT in government. The budget yesterday will raise it from 17.5% to 20% at the end of the year. Had Clegg stressed the point above, Humphreys would have had a difficult time pressing his case.

From Twitter 06-23-2010

Thursday, June 24th, 2010
  • 16:55:00: Hi all, sorry I’m checking in late. Foot clinic says wound is improving, but I am absolutely knackered dragging the cast around.
  • 20:21:50: Om nom nom HWMBO brought me a Subway BMT sammich, no cucumbers or sweetcorn, mayo, footlong. I have the best husband ever.
  • 20:22:06: Now that I’ve eaten, time for a nap. I am knackered.

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From Twitter 06-22-2010

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010
  • 01:45:46: @taccuosti If a Brother came to our UGLE Lodge like that he’d be denied entrance. Black suit & black/Masonic tie, white shirt, white gloves.
  • 09:22:29: Morning, all. Had a restless night for part, restful for another part. I hope that I can have rest for the whole night tonight.
  • 09:22:57: @mariocruzxxx goodnight, sweet prince. sleep well.

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From Twitter 06-21-2010

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010
  • 06:21:00: Morning, tweeps and peeps! Today I was up with the sun: http://is.gd/cXaLg . Happy Solstice Day!
  • 06:42:21: @sexydeadstar Goodnight…enjoy the longest day of the year tomorrow!
  • 07:00:19: @pierregoh Sorry, I laughed ruefully as I’ve done the exact same thing. Didn’t tweet my rueful laugh as I don’t know how to spell it…
  • 09:31:23: @tug Thanks; I’ve added a footnote.
  • 09:32:49: Just got a call from the Area Bishop enquiring about my health. Had he known I was in hospital he would have visited. The Area Dean knew.
  • 13:52:57: @fj Why wait until then? Get it now and save us all the trouble.
  • 16:37:16: RT @TinaVuitton: Think of your man as a shower – If you turn him on…he’ll make you wet!!! &lt;3
  • 16:38:53: RT @urbanbohemian: An April’s Fools day item got a cease & desist. Wasn’t iCade or Dharma Clock: EVEN BETTER: http://j.mp/diYMbP Thx, NPB!
  • 16:40:04: @urbanbohemian http://twitpic.com/1yqsvz – Try doing what we used to do and close all active programs. It worked for me.
  • 19:38:14: Downloading v4.0 iPhone software…
  • 23:12:21: @MrPandaBehr I have a 3G and hope to upgrade to 4 before the world ends in 2012 😉 it did go to v4 but was really crap about it.

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Always darkest before the dawn?

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Bushwah!

Today is the longest day of the year for those of us who happen to live in the Northern Hemisphere. And, the more Northern you are, the longer the day will last. A little known fact is that, at the Equator, the days and nights do not vary much in length during the year. In Singapore, the time of sunrise and sunset is so nearly the same every day that it’s really not worth reporting. And, there is no concept of “Daylight Savings Time” there. This month the time of sunrise varies about 3 minutes from 1 June to 30 June and the length of day year round is always a few minutes longer than 12 hours.

However, 9 minutes ago, at 0443 British Summer Time, the sun officially rose over London, and I rose with it, I’m afraid. The full night begins to disperse around 0330 or so, and right now it is light enough to say that, indeed, dawn has arrived. For those astonished friends in the United States, consider this: London is at the same latitude as Labrador in Canada. Luckily the Gulf Stream you have so kindly allowed us to share in keeps us warmer than Labrador (at least most of the time).

Tonight, at 2122, the sun will officially set. Twilight does not end until almost 2200. The length of day here in London on June 21, 2010 is 16 hours 38 minutes 22 seconds, according to this sunrise/sunset website. I gather that they do not reckon the day actually begins at sunrise and ends at sunset.

Now that my sleep is mostly disturbed, either by beta-blockers or by the temporalities of trying to sleep with a cast on my right leg, I find it difficult to sleep when the sun has risen—by a supreme act of will, or by staying up past midnight, I can usually sleep until 0600. But, as I set the alarm clock to 0700, and HWMBO finds it difficult to get up until at least 0730 (when breakfast has been made and I force him to get up and face the day), it seems silly to get up at 0443.

But, at last, the new UK government is seeing some sense about time. The Conservatives, normally Eurosceptic, are mooting a change so that, at least in England and Wales, we join the Western European time zone. The arguments for this are legion: millions of people in England are awakening at 0700 and wasting 2 hours and 17 minutes of daylight (and even more in Newcastle, Durham, or the region near the Scottish Borders). To go ahead permanently would mean that we only waste 1 hour and 17 minutes on this longest day of the year.

This would mean that in winter, when we have the shortest day of the year in late December (this year December 22), the sun would not rise in London until 0904 and would not set until 1654, leaving a day of 7 hours 49 minutes 43 seconds. In Scotland, these times would be later yet: 0946 for sunrise on Dec. 22 and 1645 for sunset, leaving a day of 6 hours 58 minutes. The Scots have always protested that this would mean that their bairns would be walking to school in the dark, walking home in the dark, and would be more susceptible to automobile accidents. My wonder is that any Scots at all are walking anywhere, as they are officially the unhealthiest people in Europe—they are the originators of the famous Deep-Fried Mars Bar, after all.

The Europhobes in England will predictably protest that Greenwich will never enjoy the luxury of being in Greenwich Mean Time again. The fact that it’s been officially called UTC (Universal Coordinated Time in English; UTC is the French acronym*) makes no difference. They will not relish the fact that the English, Scots, and (probably) the Irish on both sides of the border will enjoy one extra hour of active daylight in the summer along with those on the other side of the English Channel (famous newspaper headline: Fog covers Channel; Continent cut off!.)

This regularly comes up around the times of the Solstices each year. However, I sense that this time the Conservatives are happy to let Scotland enjoy its own time zone. This will complicate such things as time checks on national radio and television, and could mean that programs such as Radio 4’s Today show are shortened in Scotland or simply moved from 0600-0900 to 0500-0800. I don’t think it can happen overnight: time zone changes are hideously expensive, not only in terms of little things like time and tide tables but in terms of big things like national broadcasters, transportation timings, and soothing the ruffled feathers of farmers and the Scots. This does not even take into consideration that, for the first year, we will have to figure out the best way of actually joining Western European Standard Time. I suppose that the best way is to go ahead one hour for British Summer time in the spring, and then just not go back to Greenwich Mean Time in the autumn. We will “permanently lose” one hour of sleep that year, I guess. The Europhobes will spend more time complaining about that to the unwashed multitudes than they will actually enjoying the extra hour of activity a later sunset will afford.

In any case, I have spent a pleasant 45 minutes or so of the longest day of the year expounding upon time. Now to start to face the day. Pot of coffee, anyone?

* from @tug: “UTC isn’t the French acronym There was an argument CUT in English vs TUC in French so they compromised on UTC” I stand corrected.

From Twitter 06-20-2010

Monday, June 21st, 2010
  • 11:56:03: Happy noon, all. Waiting for the nurse to pump me full of antibiotics, and the sky is grey. I want a Subway BMT with all the trimmings.. 🙁
  • 19:43:04: @soveren get someone to do CPR while you’re in it. And get a vid of it…
  • 22:11:10: @jonk mmmmm Crystal Light…can’t get it here. Must remember to demand some from the next houseguest coming here from the US…
  • 22:18:31: @ltdanchoi Signed the UK petition, Lieutenant. Thanks for bringing it to our attention here…I’ve seen no UK news about it.
  • 22:20:10: @milesobrien All I know is that, at 57 years old, I’m CERTAIN to be extinct in 100 years.

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Sunday, June 20th, 2010

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From Twitter 06-19-2010

Sunday, June 20th, 2010
  • 08:50:23: Good morning, all. I gather that England didn’t do well in some game or other last night.
  • 09:12:04: @soveren i haven’t watched any of this. we haven’t even turned the TV on the last week.
  • 11:23:44: I’m looking forward to it. Will there be pictures? RT @JoexEd: I’m gonna give all my secrets away
  • 19:51:45: RT @BankenAerger: You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.

Today’s Homosexuality 101 Lesson

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

This is a craigslist posting; I would normally simply link to it but, in the general scheme of things, such postings tend to disappear. So, here it is (the original link, for as long as it lasts, is the title of the piece):

To the Straight Guy at the Party Last Night.

Date: 2010-06-17, 11:32PM EDT

A mutual friend of ours threw a big party for her 30th birthday, tons of people were there and it was a lot of fun. Somewhere along the line you and I ended up on the balcony for some fresh air at the same time. We started chatting; we talked about sports, books, tv—discovered we both are about to start our masters degrees and spent some time debating the pro

The entire translation process

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

Sometimes when debugging a program, it’s instructive to see the internal processes by which input data is transformed into output. The Bad Translator site allows you to copy all the intermediate translations. Here is the limerick I most recently tried:

There was a young rector of Kings
Whose mind was on heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire
For a boy in the choir
Whose ass was like jelly on springs.

Some of the internal translations are interesting. The reference to the “young rector of Kings” turns into “Wang, a young pastor” because “Kings” is translated into the proper name “Wang” when the sentence is translated from English to traditional Chinese. The word “ass” is translated into Chinese and then back into English as “butt”.

After a few translations into Croatian, Danish, and Dutch we get the English: Wang, a young pastor, life in heaven, but my heart is like spring burning butt jelly babies heart..

Once we get to German, we have “jelly babies” translated into “Gummi Bear”, and somehow the game of Lacrosse got into it: Wang, a young priest, life is heaven, but my heart is like a feather, burns in the heart of the Gummi Bear Lacrosse.

After an excursion to Iceland, we have: Wang, a young priest to life in heaven, but my heart is like straw and burned to Feed RSS Bears Lacrosse.

Unfortunately, once we get to Japan the last few words are replaced by what seems to be a phonetic translation of “Bears Lacrosse” and which is not further translateable. And the final one is pretty much gibberish. But, it is all good fun.

The cut doesn’t seem to work, so instead of giving you the entire thing, I’ll just delete it as it would be tiresome to show it all. The last and final translation is: T space. King, the young monk who is the head of a horse, grass and fodder Beazurakurosu live.

Translation

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

We all know that online translators have their limitations. They are good for short declarative expressions; they are not so good for more philosophical or unclear expressions.

Bad Translation is a site that allows you to test this. I decided to put two limericks in. Here’s what I got:

There once was a young man from Brent,
Whose cock was remarkably bent.
When he went to the trouble
He put it in double.
So instead of just coming, he went.

56 Translations Later: Young and burns show properly. Registering a company two years ago.

There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass.
When they jangled together
They played stormy weather,
And lightning shot out of his ass.

56 Translations Later: Health of male teachers. Storm Rapidly from the hip

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Saturday, June 19th, 2010

…and many happy returns of the day!

From Twitter 06-18-2010

Saturday, June 19th, 2010
  • 05:42:21: @JoexEd the Chat? Is this #fb ?
  • 05:45:39: @JoexEd OIC. Thank you. I’m not on it… 🙁
  • 05:45:49: @hungskateboy Night-night. Sleep well.
  • 05:55:35: @JoexEd …and they now keep you going in the face of…well…diminishing returns?
  • 05:58:43: @JoexEd time to try other sources?
  • 06:11:51: @JoexEd You mean a vow of chastity. Celibacy just means not getting married and assumes you’re not doing extramarital sex. #PedantsCorner
  • 06:17:49: @JoexEd i hope you find reason to abandon celibacy ASAP!
  • 06:20:04: @JoexEd it’s always darkest before the dawn #OldSawsStillApply
  • 06:33:42: @JoexEd I got up at 0515 as the sun rises around 0450 @ the moment. We are @ the latitude of Labrador and get very long days @ the solstice
  • 06:43:05: @JoexEd Well, time for bed for you then?
  • 06:44:17: @JoexEd Good; I’m enjoying our conversation.
  • 06:47:42: @JoexEd I wouldn’t dare not to…
  • 06:57:55: I think I’ll go off and make a pot of coffee. Almost time to totally wake up…
  • 07:22:39: A belated “Morning, all”. Got up at 0515 because the sun was already up. Looking forward to going out for lunch and dinner today.
  • 16:58:11: @jonk i hope the appt. will go well.
  • 21:07:20: # FF @mariocruzxxx @OahuAJ
  • 21:11:43: #FF @jonk @se1 @jjjap @BrianHeys @urbanbohemian @jtbritto @KingOfShaves @soveren @Shelbycub @JoexEd
  • 21:12:05: @mariocruzxxx Thanks for the #ff xxx!
  • 23:04:47: @soveren Oh, thank you for the #ff. We still have to meet in a real haunt sometime seeing as we’re in the same country…
  • 23:06:16: Of course I can’t forget #FF for @superdupershark and also thank him for his!
  • 23:07:06: @soveren Cue “Land of Hope and Glory” but I don’t know any of the rest of the words 🙁 Will look them up.
  • 23:20:49: Well, all, couldn’t go out for lunch as the district nurse was late in arriving to give me my antibiotic. Had dinner at the Well, though!
  • 23:21:20: So, then “Say Goodnight, Gracie.” “Good night, Gracie.”

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From Twitter 06-17-2010

Friday, June 18th, 2010
  • 14:21:40: Got a cast on my leg today! This means I can get out and about! Lovely!
  • 15:18:19: RT @stephenfry: Hurrah! It had to happen. Poor Mr Hitler. http://youtu.be/z-Ln_rqPpPk Watch it before they take it down. #vuvuzela
  • 18:00:31: @jonk http://twitpic.com/1xky93 – They ALWAYS look worse before they look better. Was the other guy in worse shape?
  • 21:57:57: @therealgokwan I don’t believe that anything in Glasgow can be described as “hot”, not even the summer weather. Maybe a pub fight…
  • 21:59:51: @jonk The gas will subside eventually if you keep up healthy eating. Would you rather fart, or have a stroke or coronary? I’ll take farting.
  • 22:04:18: @jonk believe me I’ve had a coronary and I’d prefer the worse SBD fart to a coronary any day. No stroke (yet) but ditto, I think.
  • 22:04:51: @Traphik http://twitpic.com/1xmfde – Good enough to eat…remind me of a brownie with choc ice cream on it. I am now hungry.
  • 22:07:20: @jonk I agree with that sentiment. While we’re at it, no further coronaries either! For both of us.
  • 22:22:35: @Airrun sorry to hear about your Uncle Jackson May he rest in peace and rise in glory.
  • 22:28:25: Well, tweeps and peeps. Time for a date with our bed. I mustn’t be late. She is a jealous mattress.

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