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My tweets

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
  • 07:35 @jonk i am afraid of people who smile and yet have the most sinister frown while smiling. One of the brothers at my HS was like that…evil! #
  • 09:24 @helenroper it should be OK. worry will just make it worse. And just think, the Practitioner’s exam will be getting closer… #
  • 13:27 @helenroper i disagreed with a lot of it but the secret is to park your experience until 1 second after the exam is over, then pick it up. #
  • 13:31 @nakedboy it’s 57 here in London; it’s warmer than miami… #
  • 13:38 @nakedboy it’s one of the few days in the year on which that will happen, i’m sure. it’s normally cold and damp here even in high summer… #
  • 15:12 @rhys_isterix not if I don’t click on the link I’m not being driven mad… #
  • 15:43 air ambulance just took off from the middle of Elephant and Castle North Roundabout. It’s a “Virgin” air ambulance. Branson has it all… #
  • 15:46 @jmspool i believe in heaven before i die too…oddly enough, it’s a Katz’s Deli Pastrami on Rye too. We Xtians add a Celray soda to that. #
  • 21:46 @jonk what does the climbing gym smell like? Hot sweaty men dripping on the floor? and the problem with that is what, exactly?? #
  • 21:52 @jonk hm…sounds like elementary school. children when i was a child took a bath once a week, so “sweaty and chalky” means Grammar School! #
  • 22:11 @jonk I _love_ children, properly cooked. #
  • 22:13 been snooping around justin.tv . it is like the drinks machine on the Heart of Gold. Produces something not entirely quite like TV. #
  • 22:23 @jallen285 nah, st patrick’s day is a much bigger deal in the US than it is in ireland. anyway, some of them are protestants and wear orange #
  • 23:28 @nakedboy both, separately. gin before dinner, sangria with dinner. #
  • 23:28 night-night tweeters mine. be good and if you can’t be good, be careful. #

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Ticklebox repair

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…..


My husband walked into the den and asked “What’s on the TV?” I replied “Dust”. And that’s how the fight started…..


A man is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. He is not happy with what he sees and says to his husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’ And that’s how the fight started…..


My husband was hinting about what he wanted for our upcoming anniversary. He said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought him a scale. And that’s how the fight started…..


I asked my husband, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ It warmed my heart to see his face melt in sweet appreciation. ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ he said. So I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?’ And that’s how the fight started…..


My husband and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to him and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’ ‘No,’ he answered. I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ He didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’ So I said, ‘Then I’d like to phone a friend.’ And that’s how the fight started…..


I tried to talk my husband into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, he bought facial scrub for $7.95. I told him the beer would make him look better at night than the facial scrub. And that’s how the fight started…..

Today’s New York Video

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

I love New York—so much so that I did 25 years there before I moved away. The video below is a testimony to the real power of viral video and the humour that New Yorkers create. You may not get the gimmick for a while, but it’s worth it.


The Lost Tribes of New York City from Carolyn London on Vimeo.

Today’s Travel URL

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

It’s very rare that tourists attempt to travel to North Korea. When they do get there, most find it rather sterile and uninviting. But, it really depends on how you got there. This tale of two rail enthusiasts who blogged as they traveled across Russia and then, with the proper visas and permissions, continued on to Pyongyang, is really riveting, even if you’re not a rail enthusiast. The pictures, some taken surreptitiously, are quite interesting. Read all the way through to the end.

My tweets

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
  • 08:38 Today’s Culinary Link: is.gd/r9C3 . Do not read while eating, however. You might get food all over your monitor and keyboard. #
  • 08:39 @jallen285 in canada it’s the law that overweight people get two seats. #
  • 08:39 @jonk twitpic.com/2y3w4 – holy jumped-up Jesus, you’re channeling Marcel Marceau! Stop that right now! #
  • 08:41 morning tweeters mine. doing someone else’s US and Hawaiian tax returns today, then snatching her extra forms for myself. no IRS pack yet! #
  • 10:30 @devinjay i’m over 50 and i adore twitter. tell them i said so! #
  • 10:44 @devinjay this is today, not then. you’re allowed to contradict your elders, especially when one of your elders tells you to. #
  • 17:27 just did my friend Carol’s US and Hawaii tax returns. bad enough i have to do my own. #
  • 17:28 @devinjay i’m not young and funky. where did i give you that idea. #
  • 17:29 i want to renounce my american citizenship but after looking at my bank balance i can’t afford the lawyer 🙁 #
  • 21:36 On Bakerloo Line train wending my way to the Elephant. LOI was a bit shortstaffed and thus fun but odd. #
  • 21:40 @jallen285 same dude as last time? Have fun! #
  • 21:45 @seashellseller don’t worry it’s because I want to simplify my life. I haven’t turned Republican. #
  • 22:52 @soveren there were only four of us at Lodge of Instruction so we were a bit short of officers to rehearse our Lodge work. #

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My tweets

Monday, April 6th, 2009
  • 15:03 our new microwave arrived! hurrah! leftovers are on the menu again! #
  • 15:04 @jallen285 congrats! but remember the man who went to Vegas in a $100K Cadillac and returned in a $250K bus. #
  • 15:30 At Trafalgar Sq waiting for Surasak. #
  • 16:52 At Royal Festival Hall over coffee. #
  • 17:29 At Starbucks on Wardour St drinking coffee & waiting for 6:30. #

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My tweets

Sunday, April 5th, 2009
  • 07:46 @besskeloid as far as i am aware, none of my tweeps are twerps. #
  • 07:51 @boyshapedbox i’ve sneezed out pieces of rice before, but never a full piece of macaroni. you’ve got the “Inhaled Food” prize! #
  • 07:56 @nard cheese ice cream sounds only barely edible…kind of like the Fat Duck’s bacon and egg ice cream or lobster sorbet…is it Ben&Jerry? #
  • 07:57 oh, morning tweeters mine…@besskeloid misread my goodnight “tweeps” as “twerps”. None of you are twerps, be assured. #
  • 08:01 @MrPandaBehr @nard I was thinking more of Vermont Rattrap Cheese, or Roquefort Ice Cream…but cheesecake ice cream would be fine. #
  • 12:31 My friend Alex’s turn in a commercial (he’s the Chinese guy just after “Mr Peters”): is.gd/qPG2 #
  • 12:39 @nard yr name came up in the Gospel today: the prostitute came in and dumped a jar of nard over Jesus’s feet. Can I have a jar of @nard too? #
  • 12:39 @devinjay any time is the perfect time for coffee. #
  • 12:42 @danvesma and he was the Japanese Santa in “Clash of the Santas” on ITV over Xmas. He’s Singaporean Chinese tho…no one noticed ‘cept me. #
  • 12:44 @MitchBenn only if Fry wok’ed into the prison on his own. #
  • 15:44 @nard you betcha i’ll get a jar or two of you…where do you hang out? chicago? SF, LA? Twitter is so anonymous when it comes to places. #
  • 16:16 @nard ah, twhirl tells me you’re in texas. was in dallas for a week years ago… #
  • 16:33 @devinjay good afternoon. #
  • 17:07 @scorpiojerm good night. don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. #
  • 18:32 At jom makan eating malaysian food with friends #
  • 23:45 @nard thanks…will be a bit closer to you in May but not close enough (Washington DC) #

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My tweets

Saturday, April 4th, 2009
  • 00:07 well, nighty-night, tweeters all. off to sleep. don’t do anything i wouldn’t do (don’t worry, it’s not a long list)… #
  • 10:10 morning, tweeters all. a grey morning in london. what to do this afternoon? probably hibernate. #
  • 10:20 @fj i voted for you. #
  • 10:35 @soveren thanks muchly. is there any up there? #
  • 11:29 NYT writer on the iPhone–she doesn’t like it: is.gd/qGAL . I hope I like mine when I get it. #
  • 11:33 @soveren thanks for the sunshine, mate. It’s finally arrived. #
  • 13:15 lunch over (ham sandwiches). now that the sky is blue with cloudy wisps, we must go out. don’t know where, tho. any london suggestions? #
  • 16:21 On 168 bus at Euston, walked fron Guardian bldg to Camden locks along the canal. #
  • 16:22 @jonk montecristo cigar? #
  • 16:25 @seashellseller ended up along Regent’s Canal. Quite pleasant, #
  • 21:33 @chrys you don’t have to give them anything, nor do you have to give it to charity. cakes in the office kitchen might be appreciated. #
  • 23:06 @nard is that “ice cream flavoured with Pinoy eggrolls and cheese”, or two items: “Pinoy eggrolls” and “cheese ice cream”? #
  • 23:08 almost time to retire…nighty-night, tweeps. #

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My tweets

Friday, April 3rd, 2009
  • 07:34 @MrPandaBehr my mom used to refer to my ‘stache as a “cookie duster” as crumbs would gather there. what were you eating? #
  • 07:38 @jallen285 that’s how they check. they look at the picture pretty thoroughly, choose one feature (crooked nose, nip out of an ear) then look #
  • 07:44 @MrPandaBehr what’s an electronic itchstopper? is it exactly what it says on the tin? #
  • 07:46 @besskeloid i might be frightened if i were a mouse, or if the owl were the size of an elephant. #
  • 08:53 @degenerasian You did note that the date on the New Scientist’s hay fever article was April 1st?? #
  • 08:55 good morning, tweeters mine. Yesterday was a horrible one for £ outgoings (trip, microwave) so I hope I don’t have to spend a lot today. #
  • 09:21 @helenroper hope you enjoy it. remember that it’s all about knowing how to take a multiple choice test and what you learn is up to you. #
  • 10:20 Bacony goodness, but will give your cardiologist a year’s tuition for his kid: is.gd/d9aL #
  • 10:21 @helenroper glad you got someone else to pay; i had to pay for my own and the Indian Outsourcer, my master at the time, didn’t reimburse me. #
  • 10:45 Today’s Great Headline: “Police: Man Skips Out Of Paying For Prosthetic Leg” is.gd/qtAA #
  • 13:50 even tho the website said it was in stock, the store now says the microwave i ordered is out of stock. faugh! asked for refund. #
  • 17:25 busy afternoon. M&S for coffee &c, then mow the lawn, strim next to the fence, and cut out more ivy. now listening to PM skewer a minister! #
  • 17:26 oh, left the back door open for a while and Fierce Squirrel came in to my study to beg for peanuts. #
  • 18:35 now show on now…only mildly amusing. radio 4 comedy started going down the tubes when “Old Harry’s Game” turned up on Thursday nights. #
  • 20:15 Listening to Bach’s Fugue in G Minor at St John’s, behind the bar. The merlot is awful 🙁 #
  • 20:16 Interval. Din-din! #
  • 21:27 Listening to “Amazing Grace” after dinner. Lovely. #

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Today’s joke courtesy of <a href=”http://revjph.blogspot.com” target=”_blank”>MadPriest</a>

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

“I’ve got to get this guy!” Coach said to himself. “He has the perfect arm!”

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

“Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl!”

“I don’t want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. “You deserted us. You are not my son!”

“I don’t think you understand, Mother,” the young man pleads. “I’ve won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.”

“No! Let me tell you!” his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!”

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, “I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!”

My tweets

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
  • 00:26 night night, tweeters mine. morn-morn, really. off to the land of nod. #
  • 00:26 @kalandaka i might buy a book…my beloved loves squirrels and we feed loads of them at our back door and in Regents Park here in London. #
  • 09:30 @soveren so why control your cruising? Go all out! Just be discreet. #
  • 09:32 @nard and why can’t you? prices are low now, the dollar/pound rates mean that it’s cheap. stay with us (we’re not ax murderers). consider it #
  • 09:55 @MrPandaBehr would love to see the video but when i log in to vimeo is says it’s private and won’t let me use your PW to see it… #
  • 13:50 have booked my reunion attendance and one night’s room in Carman Hall. Now to get the flights set up. Will be complicated. #
  • 16:30 @nard well, you’re welcome anytime. just tell us when. we have lots of room. #
  • 17:03 have booked my trip to the US. Itinerary: is.gd/qjMy If anyone’s there at those times, I would love to say hi. #
  • 17:07 @jallen285 left-handed! obviously an excellent person, well worth knowing. HWMBO and I are both lefthanded. #
  • 18:29 @jallen285 is the jewel/world gym near Berwyn L station? I lived around the corner from it and shopped at that jewel (if it’s the same one) #
  • 18:35 @chrys oh well, what can one do? 4 levels of bullet points? the author needs to be buried under a pile of bulletpoints. #
  • 18:36 @MrPandaBehr oh well, if you’re not there we won’t meet; someday in the future perhaps. april just didn’t work as HWMBO can’t go away then. #
  • 18:40 @chrys the refrain of the over-complex powerpoint viewer: “Will these be available later? Please?” oh dear. no more than 5 lines per slide. #
  • 20:22 @jallen285 treasure island is still kicking? Jeez, small world. #
  • 20:40 @sbrettell great! any chance of a Lodge meeting that week? I’m bringing my apron and suit. #
  • 20:40 have just finished dinner, the dishes, and my Latin homework (not in that order). Augustine is very obtuse when discussing astrology. #
  • 20:41 have also broken the door of the microwave, with our bread inside. must buy a new microwave and pry the old one open in that order! #
  • 21:29 @jallen285 looks like a phone with an internet connection (thus kb). we have them in the UK in phone booths. #

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Microwave

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

I am very annoyed with myself. I have had a Sharp microwave for the past 15 years—it was one of my first purchases when I arrived in London. It’s served me quite well for most of that time. Oh, there were a few annoyances: the directions are so arcane that I never used it to defrost food or anything of that nature. But, overall, it worked fairly well. The “instrument panel” had gotten loose, though, and I was wondering whether I needed to replace the thing. We also used it for storing bread out of the reach of the mice that have plagued us for years.

Well, now I do need to replace the thing. I heated up yesterday’s mashed potatoes in it so we could have it with our sausages and peas and gravy. I took the mash out, put it on the plates, then replaced the bread in it and shut the door, somewhat forcefully. The microwave went on! I pulled the plug and tried to open the door to investigate, and the door would not open. The spring that latches the door had obviously sprung.

I went online, looked at Which! magazine‘s website (nothing like keeping it in the family as it provides our bread and butter now as HWMBO works for them as a data analyst) and selected the second Best Buy for

Today’s Medical URL

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

When one goes in for an MRI scan, one is asked to remove all metal and jewelry from one’s person…body jewelry and that sort of thing as well. One gentleman in Colorado did so, and then produced yet another piece of metal from an unexpected place.

Itinerary for our US trip

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Well, I spent half an hour on the phone with Trailfinders and our trip itinerary is confirmed. You will find it at the bottom of this post.

We are staying with my brother in Marblehead for a bit more than a week. Then HWMBO is flying back to London and I will continue on to Washington, DC, where I will be staying with our former flatmate Brett. I currently have no engagements there so start filling up my diary. If there are enough people who want to meet me perhaps we could have a dinner party. I will be available to visit outside the city as well.

Then Acela Express up to New York, where I will be staying with for most of a week, with one night in Carman Hall because I’ll have to change in the middle of the day to be fit to dine with my classmates. The college reunion is the 4th through the 6th of June. Back to London on Wed 10 June.

My itinerary, if you want to see more detail.

For <lj user=”trawnapanda”>

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

An Easter URL.

My tweets

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
  • 07:30 morning tweeters mine. seems that teletwitter was the app that was crashing my computer nearly every night…glad i got rid of it. #
  • 08:22 @jonk is Krispy Kreme still on the brink of bankruptcy? you may have to buy tons and freeze ’em if it goes under. #
  • 08:32 @soveren good luck! #
  • 09:05 @rustyrockets no downed “tools”? it’s your duty to continue that great tradition… #
  • 14:02 a friend from the US got a scam email from London purporting to be a friend in trouble who needs $1,400 to get home.Oldest trick in the book #
  • 18:39 @boyshapedbox it’s only bad if you don’t share the URL with everyone you know… #
  • 19:58 off to see Noah’s Arc: Jumping the Broom at the Lesbian and Gay Film Festival. I fear that HWMBO won’t like it but all other shows sold out. #
  • 19:58 @devinjay what did you turn into when you went to bed?? Enquiring minds want to know… #
  • 20:00 @boyshapedbox that’s one great picture. thanks for not making me search all of Flickr… 😉 #
  • 23:36 @fj here if your CV is too long it gets trashed 9 x out of 10. i interviewed a guy at the big indian outsourcer who had a 10 pager. too long #
  • 23:38 @MrPandaBehr wow, what a nice present. you are both very lucky guys. congrats on your anniversary. #
  • 23:39 @jonk the Queen is tiny. You were right the second time. #
  • 23:40 @nard london! LONDON! Must come to London! XXL awaits, as does MegaWOOF. #
  • 23:42 @fj 2 is OK, if it creeps a little bit onto 3 OK, but no longer. What I do is condense my oldest job into 1 line: Co, Place, Title, & Date. #
  • 23:42 @urbanbohemian oh dear. i shall go to bed unrequited. we all want ictures. #
  • 23:50 @fj also find that contractors tend to have longer CVs…when i was younger i could do a 1-pager but i now have middle aged spread onto 3 pg #

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Milk

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

HWMBO and I went to the Lesbian and Gay Film Festival last night to see “Milk”. There are advantages to seeing it with a largely lesbian and gay audience. There aren’t any skeptics, naysayers, or downers in the audience.

There was a fleeting glimpse at the beginning of the apartment house I lived in on Castro Street when I was in San Francisco (1993). Milk’s camera shop had been next door. Most of the scenes shot in the Castro were not recognisable, as they concentrated on the people or crowds and less on the surroundings.

I don’t know what younger people would think about it, but for me, waves of nostalgia came over me as I watched it. I was in New York City and not yet out when the events depicted in the movie were happening. Yet, the activism of the 1980’s, of which I was a very small part, was inspired by Milk’s assassination. And by “inspired” I mean the ancient meaning of a spirit “breathing life into” the movement.

Milk predated HIV by a few years, but the activism that surrounded ACT-UP draws breath directly from Milk’s cry “I’m Harvey Milk and I’m here to recruit you.”

Nowadays many gay men and lesbians are comfortable in their own skins and comfortable with their circumstances. But the injustices that Milk marched about often still exist. Lesbians and gay men are denied the right to marry (which Milk probably only dreamed about in his wildest dreams), they are often denied equal rights in insurance and jobs, with little or no recourse to the civil authorities. Young lesbians and gay teenagers are denied the right to be who they are, both by their peers and by society.

What are we doing about it?

When I was in San Francisco the “Widow Milk” was still alive and active (Scott whats-his-hame, the lover that Milk meets in New York at the beginning of the movie). He did a lot of good in the community.

I don’t believe that Milk would be very happy with complacency in the community. Until marriage is a right for everyone, he’d be marching in the streets with a group he’d rabble-roused himself.

The other thing that really struck me was the difference in society and its attitude toward lesbians and gay men back in the 1970’s and today. How many people felt the need to stay in their closets because it was just too darned dangerous to emerge. Lesbians and gay men are rarely called “homosexuals” today. In the movie, that was the only word that was used (besides the derogatory ones like “faggot”.)

HWMBO seems interested in the story, and I’m trying to find my copy of “The Mayor of Castro Street”. I know I haven’t tossed it (I never toss books) but do you think I can find it? Of course, I can find “And The Band Played On” which is greatly inferior. By the time he wrote “Band” Shilts was horribly twisted about bathhouses because he was convinced that he himself had contracted HIV disease from his very frequent visits there. And no matter how much people tried to convince him that keeping the sex in places where safer sex education could go on and condoms distributed, he insisted that the only solution was to close the bathhouses. The effect of that was to push the sex off into homes, public places, and toilets, where condoms might be unobtainable and safer sex education somewhere else. Bitter, twisted, queen.

I have an icon and a t-shirt of Harvey Milk. I shouild wear the T-shirt this summer.

Shaving

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

I think that, for those of us who shave our faces (I won’t speak of other places, but if any wish to comment on that, please feel free!), one of the least likely things to do is to change the type of razor we use. My own father used double edge bladed razors until the blades became difficult to get and then changed to disposable razors. I have been using Gillette Mach 3 razors and blades for donkey’s years, probably since long before I got here.

So, changing razors, especially with a stash of blades in the cabinet, is a real wrench. But, I think I shall have to do it.

Two weeks ago I bought a King of Shaves Azor. Note that the company has cunningly registered the domain name “shave.com”. I would bet that Gillette and Schick (do they still exist, Schick??) would have given their eyeteeth to have registered that name.

The first few times I used this razor I cut the bejeezus out of my face. The way the blade meets your skin requires a bit subtler shaving technique than I had otherwise used. Much applying of styptic pencil later, I discovered how to shave with this blade. First, do not use gel or shaving cream, use a shaving gel that does not foam up but lubricates your face. Second, be very smooth in pulling the razor around your curves. That way you won’t be pulling your skin into the blades and slicing it up.

I’m sold. It’s just as good two weeks after starting to use it as it was at the beginning. No case or stand is needed as you can just put the razor into the cartridge carrier.

I won’t know whether it’s available in the US, but those of us who are here can get a good, economical, close shave from it.

My tweets

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
  • 08:11 @nakedboy accept the pictures, enquire whether the boif knows what’s going on, then decide whether you want to be The Other Woman… #
  • 08:20 @tug nice of the cats to bring you breakfast. Oh, it was _their_ breakfast. Never mind. #
  • 08:22 @jallen285 twitpic.com/2mcfc – i lived at Foster & Sheridan and could almost see the lake from my window. Loved Chicago. Too bad … #
  • 08:31 @gayasianboy well, it can’t be that you are too ugly (unless your avatar is someone else…) #
  • 08:35 @jonk good grief. My senior year of high school was ’69-70. You aren’t due for arthritis for another 40 years or so. #
  • 08:41 good morning tweeters. interesting lodge meeting last night; may blog some about it. now feeding squirrels. #
  • 17:52 At NFT to see Milk. Waiting for HWMBO. #
  • 22:33 @soveren unfortunately, they are grey squirrels. there are no red squirrels in London. Isle of Wight and some parts of the north have reds.. #
  • 22:35 just back from “Milk”. awesome movie. nice to see it with a whole bunch of lesbians and gay men. Caught a glimpse of my SF flat from 1993… #

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My tweets

Monday, March 30th, 2009
  • 10:40 @jallen285 taiwanese ladies used to put phones on vibrate then stow them in their vijayjays and ask their bfs to give ’em a call… #

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Today’s Spam I Never Finished Reading

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Hi, Pardon me for not having the pleasure of knowing your mindset before making you this offer and it is utterly confidential and genuine by virtue of its nature. I write to solicit your assistance in a funds transfer deal involving US$ 3.5M.This fund has been stashed out of the excess profit made last year by my branch office the International Commercial Bank which I am the manager.

Hell, Mr. Aka, some days I don’t have the pleasure of knowing my mindset. How the hell could you have that pleasure?

If you’re cute I might reconsider.

My tweets

Sunday, March 29th, 2009
  • 08:44 morning, tweeters mine. up, breakfasted, now i’ll get ready for church. will blog about horrible evening later. #
  • 08:44 and why does twhirl think “blog” is misspelt?? #
  • 13:51 @alexgeana i’m ugly as a crab, and at least 25 kg overweight–my boyfriend says so… #
  • 16:57 Blog entry on yesterday’s suckitudus maximus is.gd/pwFS #
  • 16:58 @jonk we would love to see pictures of your bright eyes and your bushy tail… #
  • 17:18 looking for a fast, heavy-duty (able to handle large volumes without barfing all over the computer) backup program for Windoze. Suggestions? #
  • 17:20 @jonk then pictures are even more necessary! #
  • 19:35 @Lileks i thot it was “Once more into the _breach_, dear friends” is.gd/pxF4 #
  • 22:52 @jallen285 i’m glad to hear that your date was nice. will there be a date #2? hope your lactose intolerance subsides. #
  • 23:30 well, good night all. time to retire. #

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Yesterday sucked

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Oh well. The weather was atrocious, so we stayed in. This is bad (and we’re doing it again TODAY, just to be cussed!)

The major suckitude came when our friend Bobby arrived from Hong Kong bearing two 1TB drives for my NAS box. The price was right and they seem to be working OK at the moment. Unfortunately, D-Link is really pretty bad when it comes to the software running its hardware.

I removed the previous drives (two 500GB drives) and installed the new ones—really great that they just slide in and lock themselves. Then I fired it up, and tried to log into the web page that starts them off by formatting the new drives.

Could I remember my password? Could I hell! I tried all the ones I usually try, and none of them worked. I swore like a trooper and HWMBO, who had just come back from The Well with dinner, ran away, the air was so blue.

I looked online, and a procedure for resetting the machine (a D-Link DNS-323, to be precise) was there, but a “reset button” was mentioned, without giving its precise position. The D-Link manual didn’t have any reference to a reset button, so I was stumped.

Finally someone in a forum somewhere mentioned that you needed an unbent paperclip. Aha! I needed to look for holes in the box! There was one, on the back plate, well hidden. I had to remove one drive, keep the power on, and press the paperclip into that hole for 10 seconds. That initialises the firmware so that it sees you as a new user. THEN, and only then, could I get into the web page and start formatting the drive.

Wotta pain!

I had to apologise to HWMBO, and we both promised each other that we would go to bed early because we were about to go onto British Summer Time, three weeks behind our US friends. We went to bed at midnight, as usual, and I am feeling it this morning.

My tweets

Saturday, March 28th, 2009
  • 00:15 night night tweeters. sleep tight. off to bed now. #
  • 07:45 @besskeloid actually, yes I do know someone who is spleenless. But he lives in Toronto… #
  • 07:53 @beyondallrepair depends on who wakes you up and how…or with what! #
  • 07:54 @soveren i’m giving vodafone up next month for O2 becoz of great broadband (best in UK) and….iPhone!!! #
  • 07:55 well, tweeters, twhirl seems to be a keeper. Farewell, teletwitter…you were fine a year ago but have not kept up with the twimes. #
  • 07:55 oh, and good morning now. off to make breakfast. Usual, coffee and toasted crumpets. #
  • 14:22 Nazir-Ali to retire as Bishop of Rochester. O frabjour day! Calloo, callay, he chortled in his joy. #
  • 14:24 we just had a hailstorm in S London. only pea-sized, so could be worse. #
  • 14:25 that should have been “frabjous” in my tweet about the soon-to-be former Bishop of Rochester. Excitement breeds typos. #
  • 14:47 @MrPandaBehr free diapers. must be interesting when u get home with the shopping…”Hon, I got the Depends…” 😉 #
  • 15:39 @jallen285 tell us more! #
  • 22:11 next time I buy a Dlink product, please kick me. The documentation sucks. No reference to the reset button, which I needed desperately. #

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It looks like a White Easter again…

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

…but only on the back garden. I looked out the window just now and white flakes were passing by and falling in the garden. It took me a moment to realise that the weather had not taken a turn for the worse, but that the flowering trees in the churchyard are surrendering to the wind.

My tweets

Friday, March 27th, 2009
  • 08:28 morning tweeters. have gotten rid of TeleTwitter which made @stephenfry look like a giant and gotten twhirl. hope it’s good. #
  • 08:31 @MrPandaBehr hope your flight was good and that your time with your partner is great. #
  • 08:54 i really hate windoze. have i told you all that before? #
  • 13:09 @chrys congratulations. #
  • 13:15 @nakedboy well for an old codger yes. the 132 is a bit high, but not much. the 78 is good. cut down a bit on the salty snacks with yr gin. #
  • 13:20 @jallen285 presumably, except for the one you just sent… #
  • 14:50 Almost at lawyer’s office. Hanover Square Park is quite grand. #
  • 18:30 @atomicskunk rich–I liked the album and bought the high-quality version, will leave a review:perhaps a link to iTunes or Amazon from u? #
  • 21:14 @urbanbohemian as long as you wore it in the Scottish fashion and provided pictorial proof… #
  • 22:00 @MitchBenn how about me, a UK based Yank (maybe not for much longer but as of now) who normally uses UK spelling except for “tyre” ugly word #
  • 23:29 @nakedboy some are real. i am certain that @stephenfry is for real, as is @rustyrockets and @lancearmstrong. #

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What the lawyer said…

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Kind of like “What the butler saw!”, isn’t it?

I went to the lawyer today, as I said yesterday. Ferman Law is located near Bond Street Station, in a little road between Oxford Street and Hanover Square. I dressed in a suit with bow tie, of course, as I feel that professional consultations require good dress on both sides.

Mr Ferman is a dual citizen who practices immigration as well as other commercial law in the UK and US. He is articulate, and knows his stuff.

First I explained my situation, put forward in yesterday’s blog post pretty thoroughly. My questions were:

  • What is the situation in regard to the Social Security money I paid in while I lived and worked in the United States?
  • When travelling to the United States as a person who renounced American citizenship, how much hassle is one likely to meet?

As far as Social Security is concerned, there is no change at all. The money will be there, and (at least as far as current law is concerned) will be paid out when I reach retirement age regardless of my citizenship status. There is $65,000 in this account, and I worked for 14 years in the US so I paid in more than the 40 quarters needed to vest the money.

As for travelling to the US, he advised that if I were to renounce, I should carry my letter from the State Department confirming renunciation with me when I travel, as some airlines will not accept a foreign passport from someone they think is a US citizen (again, my passport has “Massachusetts” as my place of birth) and when I get to the immigration counter, the Border Protection officer may ask for my US passport when he sees the place of birth in my UK passport.

He then asked if I had ever been arrested or convicted of a crime (I haven’t). As an alien, I could be barred from the US were I to have a criminal record, were I a prostitute or a procurer, if I was infected with HIV or other communicable diseases, and several other reasons which escape me now. The online Visa Waiver website has the whole list of things.

I could also be barred permanently from the United States if I renounced my citizenship purely for tax reasons. Mr Ferman recommended that I write a statement giving my reasons for renunciation (not including tax reasons, of course) and that this be filed with the other papers at the Embassy.

My financial situation is such that no penalties, back, or continuing taxation will be necessary once I have renounced my citizenship. I will have to produce five years of tax returns and a balance sheet confirming that I have little or no resources or income, and no real property.

He remarked that the process is very paperwork-intensive, as the US is not eager to promote renunciation or make it easy.

The next available appointment at the US Embassy for renunciations is in August, 2009! They do about 10 a month, according to Mr Ferman, and this is more than any other US Embassy anywhere.

As it is a very serious and irrevocable act, they normally have a Consul, rather than a Vice-Consul or other lower official, conduct the interview. They want to make darn sure that you really want to renounce, so that later on if you change your mind, you cannot say that you were coerced or otherwise influenced against your will to renounce.

So what now?

I think I will wait until after my next trip to the US (May-the beginning of June) and then make the final decision. The fee for Mr. Ferman to do the paperworki is quite steep, so I may have to do it myself unless I get some paying work between now and then. None of it seemed to be particularly difficult, just time consuming.

Oh, and the final good news is that, in contradistinction to US visas, there is currently no charge for renouncing your citizenship.

My tweets

Thursday, March 26th, 2009
  • 16:12 @stephenfry : in TeleTwitter your face comes out full postcard+ size. Very disconcerting. Can you make it smaller please? #
  • 16:18 back from TestExpo, networking was good, exhibits were interesting, didn’t go to talks as I hate advertising… #
  • 16:18 @jallen285 : no commando Friday? If u usually go commando, perhaps you could wear undies on Friday instead. Callit “Jock Friday” #
  • 22:12 well, tweeters, time to retire. big day tomorrow. i go to a US immigration lawyer to discuss pros and cons of renouncing US citizenship. #
  • 22:39 @nard : not when you have to file two tax returns, can’t have a UK-taxfree savings account, and can’t visit Cuba with your beloved. #

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Off to the lawyer tomorrow…

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

I have been moved by ‘s blogposts about the United States to finally go somewhere with renouncing my American citizenship. Tomorrow I’m off to the law firm of Gary Ferman, who specialise in citizenship and immigration issues. I’ll be speaking with him about the consequences of renunciation, not particularly financial ones (since I do not have enough money or resources to trigger any of the horrid penalties that the US places on people who renounce their citizenship) but focussing on travel consequences.

For example, does it become more difficult to enter the US as a foreigner when you’ve renounced your citizenship?

I am doing this mostly to simplify my life. I now have to manage my affairs to take into account two different systems of law, tax, and citizenship. Why should I, a UK citizen, be barred from going to Cuba for a Caribbean holiday simply because I am also an American citizen? Why should my ISA (tax-free savings account in the UK) be taxable in the United States but not taxable here? Why should I have to put up with intrusive questioning at the US border even though I am currently a US citizen?

I realise this may make some readers of my blog uneasy. Well, imagine coming to the US four times in 2008 and, the fourth time, being suspected of money laundering and getting the third degree about what I do for a living, why I’m coming to the US, and how much money I have. I get no privileges from my US citizenship (besides the honour of being able to vote for Federal offices) and lots of grief. Better to give it up.

People have said to me, “Well, you never know—someday you may want to move back to the US.”

To them I say, “Imagine, if you will, an unemployed software test manager who has had diabetes for more than 20 years and a heart attack 3 years ago moving back to the US from the UK. This person would go from totally free health care, including free medications, to having no health insurance at all and having to pay full whack for his health care and prescriptions. In addition, imagine that this person has a civil partner who is not a US citizen. Thus, in moving back to the US this person would have to forego living with his civil partner. After 11 years of partnership, this might be a bit of a hardship.”

I think it is a clear choice. For younger people who are not ill and whose full-time job prospects (and health insurance benefits) in the United States are good, it might be a struggle. For me, it’s clear. Living in the UK is my future. I am now a European. I benefit from a health care system that gives me first-class care which is free at the point of delivery, including all medication. I feel patriotic about the UK, and, for all its faults, I love it still.

Nothing will happen tomorrow except that I will be better informed about my choices and their consequences. After that, I shall make the final decision, and I will, of course, keep you all informed.

However, so that any super-patriotic USans might not get so upset they say naughty things in the comments that they might regret later, I’m screening all comments on this post.

Happy birthday, <lj user=”fonsus”>

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

…and many happy returns of the day.

My tweets

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
  • 09:28 morning tweeters. came home to chaos as HWMBO got home too late and had to wait an hour for his duck to cook. slept badly too. humph! #
  • 09:28 @soveren : where are you going? back home? for good? #
  • 13:49 @mhisham : your lenses will begin to harden when you’re in your mid-40’s and you will need reading glasses before you are 50. #
  • 13:56 @mhisham : no, i’ve worn glasses for almost half a century. Had varifocals for about 6 years now… #
  • 14:39 @mhisham : i hope you followed the link to tinyurl.com/co2mtt as that’s what I mean… #
  • 19:03 @nakedboy : sounds like a good party. sorry i’m so far away… #
  • 19:40 @jonk : the best complaints choir is the Singapore one: tinyurl.com/dmk6eb it is hilarious AND the gahmen banned public performance! #
  • 21:24 @helenroper : i think it depends on what it is. most of these things will get removed from your bin by dump-pickers anyway. #
  • 21:25 made baked chicken breasts with tarragon-flavoured rice for dinner. HWMBO liked it, better than last night’s dinner fiasco. All’s well… #
  • 21:28 must remember to book my college reunion tomorrow or Friday. TestExpo tomorrow…networking, I hope. #

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Unsettling

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

I’ve occasionally mentioned “Singapore Alex” here. I’ve known him for more than 12 years now, ever since he showed up in the UK. In the interim he’s graduated from UCL, gained UK citizenship (and renounced Singaporean citizenship), formed a civil partnership with Bob, his partner of umpteen years, and decided to take up acting. He’s been in a Christmas panto (at which I graced myself by being flip to the performers) and he often turns up in ads. He was in last Christmas’s ITV offering “Clash of the Santas” playing the Japanese Santa (as a Chinese man he always gets the Oriental parts, even though he doesn’t particularly look Japanese…).

A new Aviva ad (Aviva is the new name of Norwich Union Insurance) shows a long line of people “returning” to Aviva and being greeted on their return. Lo and behold, Alex is in the queue (he’s the one who steps up to the greeter just before the ad switches to the message) and gets a bit more face time because of that.

Every time I see this ad on TV, instead of thinking “Oh, I must go out and buy some Aviva insurance!” I think, “Gee, there’s Alex!” and forget all about insurance.

It’s lucky for advertising that people who do not know any of the actors outnumber those who do.

If I could find a YouTube of the ad, I’d place it here, but I think that Aviva hasn’t updated their website (on which they have ads) since the end of last year. About time you joined Web 2.0 and kept things up to the second, Aviva!

The Complaints Choir URL

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

I was tipped off by @jonk about the Complaints Choir of Helsinki. I watched, and it was hilarious.

I thought it was a one-off until I looked at the suggestions sidebar. There was one from Birmingham, UK, one in Chicago, but the best one I listened to was from Singapore!

As usual, I am the last one to hear of the Complaints Choir movement. There does seem to be one in London, but there’s been no movement on the performance that I can see and there isn’t any link to a YouTube video of it. I suppose we are just too British and polite to bother complaining.

The Singapore Complaints Choir was refused permission to perform in public unless all non-Singaporeans were barred from the Choir. As some will be aware, Singapore has become the home of many non-Singaporeans who do jobs ranging from housekeeper and nanny up to CEO of the national sovereign wealth fund. But, since those people were barred from performing publicly, the entire choir decided that it would perform in private, tape the performance, and put it up on teh intarwebs, where the Singapore gahmen couldn’t ban it. It’s really funny (to those who live there or who have some knowledge of Singapore) and the back story makes it even more poignant. Do watch it&#8212I’ve embedded it below.

My tweets

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
  • 03:11 @lancearmstrong : sorry to hear it; i hope the surgery goes well and your clavicle heals well too. #
  • 03:13 @boyshapedbox : try baby powder, liberally applied to both ballsack and leg. #
  • 03:23 @nakedboy twitpic.com/2dul6 – kind of like a frozen Black Forest Gateau. #
  • 03:25 @jallen285 : thai men are hot too… #
  • 03:48 @nakedboy : you should have some for me. i have insomnia and i need it to sleep but can’t eat it–too much sugar. #
  • 03:48 @jallen285 : have you ever been to thailand? if not, u should go. I guarantee u’ll be the most popular man in Babylon sauna. #
  • 03:49 insomnia is teh pits, BTW. #
  • 04:33 i’ve got insomnia but dirrtyremixes.com will help me. #
  • 08:39 morning all. went back to bed around 0430, got 2.5 hrs more sleep, still not firing on all cylinders. #

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My tweets

Monday, March 23rd, 2009
  • 09:43 morning, tweeters all. kind of cloudy, rain later, meh day in London. #
  • 09:48 @jonk : fit into the trunk? Why the heck did you try that? New form of S&M? #
  • 09:49 @jonk : oh, now i see the answer; don’t bother to RT that…but don’t do it again! Don’t want to see you on Forensic Detectives as a corpse. #
  • 12:43 off to the gym. behave yourselves while i’m gone, now. #
  • 19:12 @rustyrockets : what’s easier about being gay, except the hot sex? that even gets more difficult as one ages. #

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My tweets

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
  • 08:31 Jade Goody dies peacefully in her sleep early Mothering Sunday morning. Her children will have that painful reminder each year now. #
  • 15:59 @jallen285 : did u learn the black bandanna thang by painful experience? #
  • 20:03 @jallen285 there are pages devoted to the hanky code: www.the-px.com/flagging.htm is one…enjoy! Don’t know how many use it now. #
  • 21:21 @jonk : i just looked up “balut” in Wikipedia. OMGWTF! HWMBO said so too. #

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Today’s Funny Story

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

I was speaking with a friend from New York this evening, and he related a funny story relating to the new Roman Catholic Archbishop of New York (Archbishop Dolan of Milwaukee), who will be enthroned next month after a 9-year run by Cardinal Edward Egan. It is an open secret that Cardinal Egan isn’t the flavour of the month among the priests of the Archdiocese, who have protested in various ways against some of the things the Cardinal has said and done. This is background.

There was a meeting last week of the committee putting together the enthronement ceremony, and both Cardinal Egan and Archbishop Dolan were there. The music director of St. Patrick’s Cathedral was present, and when the topic of discussion turned to the music for the ceremony, she piped up, “Well, since it will be Eastertide, it would be great to have some stirring Easter music as a recessional hymn. How about ‘The Strife is Over, the Battle Done!’?”

Dolan chuckled. Egan looked as though he wanted to fire her, but of course couldn’t do that now.

Later, when told of the subtext under all this, she was horrified! Apparently she is very much out of archdiocesan politics and was totally unaware of the import of what she said—which just makes it all the funnier.

Sermon for Laetare Sunday

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

This Sunday is observed in the United Kingdom as Mothering Sunday. The mothers get little bunches of daffodils in church, and sometimes there are special readings. Unfortunately, St. John’s uses the regular readings for today and they are not particularly maternal.

In addition, Jade Goody, the reality show contestant from a few years ago who later was diagnosed with advanced cervical cancer, died this morning. If I were quicker-witted, I could preach on her strange life and her peaceful death on Mothering Sunday, leaving two children. She’s a local girl, from Bermondsey just down the road.

Laetare Sunday is the traditional Catholic name for the Fourth Sunday of Lent. The Introit begins with the Latin word which means “to rejoice”, and the clergy wear light-purple vestments (referred to as “rose” coloured) rather than purple ones. This to signify that the end of Lent, with its crucifixion story, is drawing closer and we should be living in hope of the resurrection.

I am committed to preaching on the readings, not solely on the newspapers or on the Sunday, so here is my offering for today—nothing about mothers or Jade Goody. This is my 50th sermon since I moved to the United Kingdom 15 years ago.

And to all you mothers out there, happy Mothering Sunday. Those of you in the United States will get this twice, as American Mothers Day is in May.

March 22, 2009 Fourth Sunday of Lent; Mothering Sunday
Sermon delivered at St. John the Evangelist, 10 am.
Readings: II Chron 36:14-16, 19-23; Ps 136; Eph 2:4-10; John 3:14-21

In the name of God, the one, the Undivided Trinity. AMEN.

There is a Radio 4

My tweets

Saturday, March 21st, 2009
  • 00:20 now i will actually go to sleep. safe journey, all. @jallen285–have fun at sidetracks; one of my fave bars in Chicago. #
  • 07:50 @nard : Squeaks? The mouse must have been very scared. #
  • 08:46 morning, tweeters. sun is shining, it’s a bit nippy out, but spring is here. injured squirrel seems better too. #
  • 12:47 @jallen285 we are off to Marbella just for sun, sand, drinks, and relaxation. will get a spiel about buying into a holiday club but worth it #
  • 15:49 In St*rbucks at Angel. Walkmed to Hoxton White Cube, then up here. 3 or 4 miles. Bushed. #
  • 17:12 home now via Tube. Still bushed. #
  • 23:16 well, off to bed. tiring day. must be in tip-top shape to preach tomorrow. #

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My tweets

Friday, March 20th, 2009
  • 14:28 afternoon, tweeters. we’re going to Spain for 4 days at the end of April. Should be nice. #
  • 17:54 @fj : Reliablehosting VPN. US IP address. Not too expensive. #
  • 19:00 At Piccadilly Circus waiting for HWMBO and Robbie for dinner. #
  • 22:26 back from chinatown. went to a new singaporean restaurant. service was piss-poor, except for cute gay waiter, food was good. go back again? #
  • 23:22 @MrPandaBehr : well, there is kiasu in Queenway that is our “normal” singaporean restaurant. a bit pricier, but service better. #
  • 23:22 @MrPandaBehr : i might return just to flirt with the cute waiter. #
  • 23:22 @jallen285 : i’d do you too. #
  • 23:23 @MrPandaBehr : our dinner companion had a googlephone and raved about it. What do you think about it? vis a vis the iPhone? #
  • 23:27 about to turn in, i think. book air tix tomorrow for Spain trip. #

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My tweets

Thursday, March 19th, 2009
  • 06:22 up very early as the guy in the apartment 2 floors above me is playing his TV on max to keep the voices from bothering him…FAIL! #
  • 06:42 @jallen285 we’ve had buses with screens on them (and in them) for a couple of years now here in london. #
  • 06:49 @MrPandaBehr i also find it exciting. i do hope that O2 isn’t going to soak me unreasonably for it. Voda will do everything to keep me, tho. #
  • 13:02 @fj : i think they are trying to catch those who are not honest on their CVs in a lie, no? #
  • 16:12 @alexgeana : good where it counts. we want pictures! #
  • 17:32 @RobertFischer : there are still people who assert that income taxes are unconstitutional…1 shares my name and I see him when selfGoogling #
  • 17:34 @jallen285 : you can now watch Big Brother on the buses and with CCTV Big Brother can watch you…turnabout is fair play… #

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Happy birthday, <lj user=”djyoshiki”>

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

…and many happy returns of the day.

My tweets

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
  • 07:29 good morning tweeters all. weather will be good in London today, so must do something outdoors. high of 15 degrees (that’s C- 59 degrees F)! #
  • 07:30 @gayasianboy : you are probably more right about the pope than you thought you were. #
  • 08:10 @jonk : so how did you sleep after a Pepsi Max? I had two Jolt Colas once after dinner and could not sleep at all that night. #
  • 08:11 @besskeloid : so what are trisers when they’re at home? i’m sure they’d look lovely on you… #
  • 08:12 the daring squirrel’s right eye is still closed. i think he got into a fight. HWMBO is on feeding duty while I tweet. #
  • 08:13 @jonk : your dinner is part of a balanced diet with 3 of 5 food groups: salt, sugar, and fat. Now for the caffeine and alcohol. #
  • 08:14 @gayasianboy : Rush Limbaugh? he’s a far-right American talk-show host. To be avoided at all costs. #
  • 08:19 @stephenfry : singapore is a hotbed of gay activity. the ST often reports on it too, not approvingly of course. www.yawningbread.org #
  • 08:23 @sbrettell : it’s too bad that Apple did exclusive deals with service providers. we will see what O2 offers when my current contract is up. #
  • 08:26 @studfucker : they have to do something with all the testosterone they produce while lifting. #
  • 08:29 @besskeloid : oh crumbs. after 15 yrs here i still have trouble with the lingo. Hellay. So what dew yew dew? #
  • 16:32 @sbrettell : good reason for apple, bad reason for consumers… #
  • 16:33 feel accomplished; just sorted all my surviving mobile phone bills from 1999 and put them in a standing file. more room in file cabinet w00t #
  • 16:34 also figured that my mobile phone contract runs out on 19 April 2009 so iPhone here I come. #
  • 22:00 Just got back from Deanery Synod–a group of Anglicans waiting to go home… #
  • 22:01 @nakedboy : gin is one of god’s great gifts to humanity… #
  • 22:03 @MrPandaBehr : i still have one month to go on my Vodafone contract, so I am starting the move to O2 (has iPhone in UK) pretty soon. #

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My tweets

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
  • 08:14 @kristainlondon St. Patrick’s Day is not as big a deal here as it is in the US. No corned beef and cabbage, for example. No shamrock shakes. #
  • 08:41 @fj have fun! you are right about apple btw…they are making a big mistake with the new shuffle headphone chip. #
  • 17:55 the gardener has just left–we have a large “hole” on the wall where the ivy was. New-mown grass smells lovely. #
  • 17:56 @stephenfry : singapore is lovely…i have lots of friends there and my civil partner is Singaporean. The food is divine! #
  • 18:00 @besskeloid : perhaps you’re a Vogon…was there a lump of clay in it?? #
  • 18:02 @sbrettell : hm…will do, but I want my Manhattans!! #
  • 18:04 @legalmoose : i did that once coming back from St. Pat’s Cath. on 3/17. Drunken Irishmen would have hit me if I hadn’t been in priest collar #
  • 18:05 waiting for HWMBO. Trout for him tonight, god only knows what for me. #
  • 19:05 just endured one of the worst programs on Radio 4: Cabin Pressure. Avoid it at all costs. I want ISIHAC back again!!! Wah! #
  • 21:24 @urbanbohemian : i want an iPhone. am going to have to change providers to get one, but I Will Have One Soon! #

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Yes sir, yes sir, eleven bags full

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

The landlord and I decided that the amount of ivy on the wall was excessive and starting to become a hazard to the building and the outside wall of the garden. So, they got their gardener to come by to remove it.

This was a two stage process, as in between I had to go to St. Thomas’s for my month’s checkup for the lizard spit medication I’m now injecting for better control of diabetes. We sawed, we pulled, we used a hoe, he used a strimmer and hedge clippers to take the ivy off the walls. I went to the appointment and he went elsewhere to do another job.

The appointment was very short. They took my weight and blood pressure, and the nurse and I talked about the past month of injections. It’s been pretty uneventful. None of the promised side effects have materialised (nausea is the most prominent). We discussed disposing of the sharps box—Southwark has a service which will come and collect it and give me another box. Sometimes when I prime the injection pen (you turn a knob at the back end of it, then pull it out and turn it a little bit more) fluid drips out of the needle—once it actually spurted out in a stream. She didn’t seem concerned about it. Then I got my prescription for the high-test stuff (10mg dosage) and went downstairs to have it filled. And waited 50 minutes for that to happen. Faugh.

When he returned he bagged up the pile of ivy—we had eleven bags of clippings. He took away the bags and scraped some more ivy that had lost contact with its roots off the wall. I then mowed the lawn. He was also nice enough to trim two of the more predatory bushes out back. We now have more garden than we had yesterday (more space, that is).

Even though I did little, I somehow feel very accomplished, and the gardener said that he thought it was the nicest back garden he’d ever seen in SE1.

Got the bumpf for registration for my college reunion. There are still members of the Class of 1944 (that’s 65 years ago—they are in their mid- to late-80’s now) around! The program looks good and I’m very happy. In addition, one of my suggestions has been taken up: we have one event where the 1974 alumni of Columbia College, Barnard, and the Columbia School of Engineering all get together over a drink. I didn’t see any of the other two groups 5 years ago. We had considerable contact with them when we were in university because we took courses at Barnard (a lot of the Latin and Greek courses were over there because of the outstanding Classics faculty at Barnard) and the Engineering people not only took some classes with us, but they lived in the same dormitories. Hooray! Maybe I’ll see some of my old Barnard and Engineering friends too, along with Thom Chu, who was (I believe) 10 or 15 years behond me but who will also be attending the reunion and who is a friend from Integrity/New York days. Hooray!!!

My tweets

Monday, March 16th, 2009
  • 07:12 @gayasianboy : happy to help. hope you find the sweet melon of your dreams. #
  • 16:24 On bus, coming back from gym. Tired. #
  • 20:31 @mkrigsman is the Herreshoff museum in Marblehead? His “castle” was next to Crocker Park. Very spooky in my yoof. #
  • 23:07 well, tweeters mine, another monday bites the dust. Or just bites. Could have been worse. Will have a Manhattan tomorrow and life will be OK #
  • 23:08 @nakedboy : um, haven’t had one of those in years. I have some Crown Royal stolen from my ex sister in law…I have cherries too. Now 7-Up! #

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Today’s Photo

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Hm…those Japanese have a reputation for putting everything into a vending machine…

My tweets

Sunday, March 15th, 2009
  • 07:33 @MrPandaBehr : yes, they get stolen regularly. it always used to be missing when i worked in the Village and passed by there. #
  • 07:50 good morning all…decided to pass on listening to Sunday with Cardinal Murphy-O’Connor…same old same old OLD. #
  • 18:32 @jallen285 : remember, it’s the Ides of March (when Caesar was stabbed in 44BC). Shotguns are more potent than pens. #
  • 18:40 @jallen285 : happy #
  • 18:45 @jebswebs : corned beef should be red #
  • 18:47 waiting for chicken rice cooked by HWMBO to save me heating up leftover meatloaf or (shudder!) going out to the Well. #

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Today is the Ides of March

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

If you are Caesar, or have Caesarian pretentions, beware!

Today’s Brick of the Day

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

(“Brick of the Day” idea shamelessly stolen from MadPriest)

Pastor Bob Book of the Church of the Common Ground in Atlanta, GA, and his wife scrub the feet of three dozen homeless men every Monday, based on the concept of Jesus washing his disciples’ feet, with such pedicures including a soak, pumice-rubbing, nail-trimming, and massage, topped off by a clean pair of socks. Book says his crusade makes the down-and-out feel more confident, and the “worst ongoing” threat, according to him, is not Satan in men’s minds but fungus in their toes. “It eats away and destroys the toenails and just makes it very hard for people to walk.” [The State (Columbia, S.C.)-AP, 1-22-09]

I found this in “News of the Weird” today. However, it is not weird. It is a ministry of the most basic kind: loving one’s neighbour as oneself. There are other similar ministries, such as the one here in the UK which does nothing but give gloves to people who are sleeping rough and have nothing to keep their hands warm, and another similar one which gives out socks. There are lots of places for homeless people to get food, basic clothing, counseling, a place to doss down at night. There are very few places where a homeless person can get their feet tended to. And, after all, many homeless people are on their feet for hours a day, going to the various places they need to go to for their basic life needs.

Wouldn’t you know it, when I did a websearch for the Church of the Common Ground, and found its website, it’s a ministry of the Episcopal Church.

For actually living out the Biblical imperative to love one’s neighbour as oneself, I say that The Rev’d Bob Book, his wife, and the other people involved in the Church of the Common Ground, are my personal

BRICKS OF THE DAY!